Yummsies: For the Baby Who Has It All

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Sick of all those gratingly saccharine baby fashions? This uniform offers a lushly melancholic antidote:

Not since Shakespeare has such moving introspection been foisted so adroitly onto a mass audience – and it’s form-fitting, too.

That’s not all: Just when you think this outfit has said its fill, a clever little coda awaits the unsuspecting viewer around back:

Cheeky cheeky!

If you’re ready to school your crawler in haute couture, check out Chu’s creations at Fabric Lab on 3105 East Colfax Avenue. Do it for the children. “You know, babies need love, too,” says Chu. “Gotta give the babies some clothes.” So true, so true. – Joel Warner

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Joel Warner is a former staff writer for Westword and International Business Times. He's also written for WIRED, Men's Journal, Men's Health, Bloomberg Businessweek, Popular Science, Slate, Grantland and many other publications. He's co-author of the 2014 book The Humor Code: A Global Search for What Makes Things Funny, published by Simon & Schuster.
Contact: Joel Warner