Dear television: It’s over.

I’m throwing my television away. Actually, I’m giving it to my mother as a consolation prize/parting gift when I move out of her home in a few days. Her own monstrous TV — which wore a DVD/VCR combo for a crown — finally crapped out after burning through thousands of…

Get Bloody At Deathmatch

The Slave to the Deathmatch isn’t your mama’s neon-spandex-and-aviators kind of smackdown. This time, it’s about blood. Primos Hard-core & Wrestling presents its second annual tournament of brutality and strength tonight, as wrestlers from around the country enter the ring to compete in one of the nation’s only deathmatches. While…

Missoni fans buy out Target stores, break Internet

If you didn’t hear, Missoni went all out for Target yesterday, dropping its well-anticipated line of clothing and housewares in stores and online. But then Missoni fans bum-rushed Targets all over America — subsequently crashing the retailer’s website, too — and the stuff was gone. We wandered down to the…

@applebees tweets about riblets, cheating and your weekend plans

We’re not sure what it is about Applebee’s Twitter account, but something screams “ass-kisser.” The restaurant chain’s tweets read like that student council kid in high school who tries to be buddy-buddy with everyone, asking mindless questions like “How was your summer vacation?” and “How do you feel about making…

Active Child

As Active Child, Pat Grossi assembles atmospheric compositions that are equal parts organic instrumentation and synthesized sound. Grossi’s harp blends seamlessly with a bevy of electronic layers, creating a primed canvas for his pitch-perfect falsetto. And this church-choir-trained voice acts as an instrument all its own, carrying a gender fluidity…

A n00b’s first Nan Desu Kan anime convention experience

My theory about life is, whatever you do, go hard. If you’re into fantasy football or Phish or being Irish, by all means, tell the world. This weekend’s installment of the fifteenth annual Nan Desu Kan anime convention experience was just that, an exemplary parade of anime fanatics, three-fourths of…

Need help picking out back-to-school clubwear? Kassandra is here to help

Attention back-to-school shoppers: We have found the ultimate source for inappropriate classroom attire. Her name is Kassandra, and she hosts the AMIClubwear channel on YouTube. While there’s no verification that she’s addressing teenagers specifically, we are guessing by her outfit choices and attention to dress codes that this couldn’t possibly…

How to unsuccessfully give yourself an Internet makeover

This past Monday was, as far as I could tell, the last official day of summer. I decided to take advantage of this sad occasion by going for one final swim in my Aunt’s apartment complex pool, a pool I had been dipping in like it was my own all…

Anime Attraction

Voice actors, cosplay junkies and Dance Dance Revolution superstars will converge on the Marriott DTC this weekend for the fifteenth annual Nan Desu Kan, Colorado’s premier anime convention. The three-day event, expected to draw more than 20,000 people, is devoted to the art and actors — whose English voices color…

Holyoke Mall, a time-machine back to the malls of yesteryear

Shopping malls. They certainly don’t make them like they used to. In Colorado, the old-fashioned mall is all but extinct, replaced by outdoor shopping “experiences” — or if it is a single, enclosed structure, it’s built to look like a gargantuan ski lodge (see Park Meadows) or a fancy, two-story…

Tonight: Gillian Welch at Arvada Center

After a sold out show in Boulder last night, Gillian Welch (due tonight at the Arvada Center) gifts fans with a second appearance in Colorado, while closing out the season for the outdoor venue. Along with her longtime musical collaborator David Rawlings, Welch brings stories of tragedy and addiction to…

Tonight: Down at Summit

A virtual supergroup, Down (due tonight at Summit Music Hall with In Solitude and Ponykiller) is spearheaded by none other than the fear-instilling voice of Phil Anselmo, of super heavy legends Pantera. But Down is a band all its own — the group has been making sludgy, devastating metal since…

How to go swimming… in other people’s pools

Denver’s public pools have been closed for almost a month already, and if you don’t wanna fork over the cash for one last hurrah at Water World, what do you do? Baby pools in the yard suck, and chances are, if you have your own actual pool in your yard,…

It’s a Zoo in Here!

The Denver Zoo kicks off its summer series today, offering up action-filled animal shows, refreshed tropical exhibits and, for the littlest visitors, new things to climb on. Included in the price of admission are such amphitheatre productions as “Animal Stars” and “Africa’s Greatest Predators,” featuring lizard-throwing birds (not to worry…