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1. The wait is over for new Nuggets guard Andre Miller. What’s his official weight in kilograms on the NBA Web site? A. 30.3 B. 90.7 C. 200 D. 149.85 2. As Colorado surges into the lead as the state with the most reported cases of West Nile virus, Liberty…

All Join In

THURS, 7/31 This weekend in Boulder, a unique kind of theater will hit the stage: The Peanut Butter Players’ new musical farce Bratrace is not exactly children’s theater, but it’s truly family theater, the term used by writer/director Jo Anne Lamun to describe the intergenerational entertainment experiment, a kid-sized satire…

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1. The Tamarisk Coalition is best described as what? A. A group of Scottish ex-pats who trace their loyalty to Lord Howard Tamarisk, a Highland exile who built an underground castle here. B. Folks who have banded together to battle a water-sucking weed. C. A gaggle of women who travel…

Hip-Hop Stop

SUN, 7/27 Now is the time for some testifying on the merits of hip-hop life by brother KRS-One. The performer (born Lawrence Parker but known professionally as Knowledge Reigns Supreme Over Nearly Everyone), is in town to headline the July 26 Elemental Flavas show at Universal Lending Pavilion. But that…

Hop On

SAT, 7/26 Bringing frog racing to Empire required a real leap of faith. After all, the tiny mountain town is far from any lily ponds. Still, two decades ago, a farsighted mayor decided that a Frog Rodeo would be just the thing to put Empire on the map, and he…

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1. Hot times are here again. Down in Mesa Verde, where wildfires burned, each twenty-member crew was equipped with what? A. Anti-fire fetishes created by local Utes. B. An archeologist. C. New Kevlar-coated mittens. D. All the Gatorade they could consume. 2. What happened to the Anasazi who lived in…

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1. Messy assault accusations aside, Kobe Bryant can’t be faulted for his taste in accommodations after checking into the Lodge and Spa at Cordillera. The Segovia Suite, which can cost $725 per night, features which of the following, according to the Spa’s Web site? A. A butler and a French…

Vey to Go

SUN, 7/13 It’s fitting that the Mizel Center for Arts and Culture’s first Lazarus Family Summer Concert would feature a group called Mikveh: The all-woman klezmer supergroup is named after the ritual bath that is a monthly tradition for many Jewish women. (The practice also happens to be the subject…

Pet Heaven

SAT, 7/12 Animals can have it pretty rough. Anyone who’s seen pictures of forest critters fleeing wildfires — or has had to evacuate livestock or pets — knows that disasters don’t just impact two-legged types. And it’s not only major catastrophes that can wear down the furry and feathered residents…

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1. According to one expert, cat mutilations sweeping the area may be caused by: A. Roving skinheads. B. Roving pinheads. C. Roving corvids. D. Raving rockers. 2. Andon Guenther, a Denverite kicked off the Paradise Hotel reality show, snickered that which of these was forbidden for contestants? A. Necking. B…

Freedom Fleet

FRI, 7/4 Ron Cavill, an investment advisor from Genesee, wants to make some noise on the Fourth of July. So he’ll hop on his purple 1500cc Kawasaki Vulcan Nomad and join hundreds of friends and fellow motorheads as they roll into the second annual Liberty Ride n’ Rod. Participants, who…

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1. With a hot Fourth of July predicted, the Denver Health Department advises residents to do all but which of these? A. Drink lots of fluids. B. Ice your coffees. C. Avoid hot and heavy meals. D. Don’t use your oven. 2. Which performer has made an explosive tradition of…

Yikes! Bikes!

FRI, 6/27 Robbie Morales’s crucial transformation took place when he was thirteen, astride a banana-seat bicycle. The Long Island teen popped a wheelie, and the move — front tire airborne, merely decorative — quickly became his passion. Soon baseball faded in favor of a new sport, BMX bicycle competition. The…

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1. At the Cabrini Shrine on Lookout Mountain, hope springs eternal, even when the water slows to a trickle. According to tradition, Mother Cabrini discovered the spring in 1912 when she: A. Fell to her knees in rapture and water gushed out of the ground before her. B. Consulted a…

Party Proopser

FRI, 6/20 Comic Greg Proops has a simple image of himself: “I’m like Mt. Rushmore. People know I’m there, but they don’t visit me much anymore.” Say what? If this shocking — though obscure — admission is true, it’s probably because the Los Angeles-based stand-up comic and improviser spends much…

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1. This space has been placed under quarantine due to prairie-monkey-dog fever. While monkeypox sounds funny, there’s reason for concern because: A. Colorado exports more prairie dogs as pets than any other state. B. The Centennial State might as well be called Prairie Dog Heaven, because 70 million of the…

Easy Riders

SAT, 6/14 Bob Bennish thinks the first annual Rocky Mountain Recumbent Rally will be relaxing. After all, participants — riding recumbent bicycles on which the riders are almost lying down — have to exert less effort than cyclists on upright models. “It’s more efficient and easier,” says organizer Bennish, himself…

Fantasy Island

SAT, 6/14 Ever wished you could have been one of Mr. Roarke’s guests on Fantasy Island? Well, now’s your chance — sort of. The Church nightclub, at 1160 Lincoln Street, dishes up Carnival at 9 p.m. tonight, serving up a hearty helping of 1970s- seasoned cheese that includes gyrating go-go…

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1. You think the moths are bad? Guess what? There are other flying threats. State labs are testing for West Nile virus. What species are they not looking for? A. Crows B. Magpies C. Hummingbirds D. Ravens 2. According to scientists, a bird is a good specimen if it has:…

It’s a Breeze

SAT, 6/7 Where did you go to read when the summer turned hot, you had nowhere to go, your friends were all away on road trips to Yellowstone or spending their afternoons at some swanky pool, and your back bike tire caught a thorn in a vacant lot and went…

All’s Fair

SAT, 6/7 Calling all citizens: The Capitol Hill United Neighborhoods People’s Fair is back in full force. Let’s check the numbers: Two hundred fifty thousand fair-goers are expected to peruse 350 juried arts-and-crafts exhibitors while eating 3,000 turkey legs from 38 food vendors, using 130 porta-potties and listening to 75…

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1. Got miller moths? This year may — or may not — see a record number of the flappers. According to one expert, the moths are flourishing because: A. They always do well under Republican administrations. B. A mutant strain has been discovered that’s twice as hard to swat. C…