“Since dogs can identify expensive truffles, drugs and all other sorts of stuff…”

Lipid pneumonia is a bad, bad thing.

Some people don’t want to vape or eat their CBD, and the hemp market won’t cut it.

“I’m moving and found a pack of strong ones behind my dresser, but I’m pretty sure they’ve been stuck back there since 2022.”

“They’re pretty cheap and don’t require much space. I think that could be an untapped market.”

“The budtenders say it’s a state requirement and they have to do it. Is that true?”

Annoying as vape cartridges are, disposables are a much bigger scourge on the planet.

Here’s a crazy thought: Have you ever tried not being in the same room as your dog when you smoke weed?

“For the last month, all of my live resin and wax has tasted like the bottom of a movie theater bag.”

Adding THC to the box makes everything more complicated.

“As my tolerance grows and the economy changes, I’m interested in how others adjust.”

“I used to be able to talk my way into buying a sack from a local, but now I just get told to buy this suspect stuff.”

“I started doing both around the same time, and hear either one can make your mouth reek.”

“I’ve started wearing contacts, but every time I smoke weed my eyes get really irritated, and the contacts often fall out.”

For blended drinks, look no further than infused simple syrup.

Being high in one big, crowded, sweaty sphincter of a place sounds awful, but I can see why someone wouldn’t want to go through that completely clear-headed, either.

“How are they all so highly rated?”

“At the very least, they should be fined, or something.”

Be prepared to track your steps, because you’ll never find one unless you’re willing to venture into the trees.

Smoking weed on the slopes isn’t uncommon, even if it is banned.

“I know the legal stuff is supposed to be tested, but I’m still not convinced that it’s better than what my old dealer sold.”

As is often the case, the National Library of Medicine disputes your stoner friend.