London retailer debuts world’s most expensive ham leg

During truffle season, chef Daniel Boulud serves a $150 black truffle burger, stuffed with braised ribs and foie gras, at DB Bistro Moderne in the Big Apple. At Serendipity 3, also in New York, the Golden Opulence Tahitian vanilla ice cream sundae, garnished in a 23-carat edible gold leaf, sells…

Strange Sauce: The week in national food news

The trailer for Jamie Oliver’s new television show, Food Revolution, has been released. According to ABC, Oliver will attempt to transform the eating habits of a bunch of rednecks in Huntington, West Virginia, and rumor has it that he bawls when he realizes what he’s gotten himself into. We don’t…

Busted: Food Network cops to filming fake White House veggies

It was a highly anticipated episode: Mario, Bobby, Emeril, and the White House executive chef, Cristeta Cornerford would all be there. The secret ingredient? Any vegetable from the White House vegetable garden. And the 7.6 million viewers that tuned in to Iron Chef America on January 3 also got the…

Study shows men like to watch Kim Kardashian hump a salad

If you’ve turned on the tube lately, you’re aware that some psychopath almost blew up Detroit with his underwear on Christmas, you’ve watched certain talking heads make complete idiots of themselves regarding the devastation in Haiti, and you’ve seen Kim Karsdashian’s new soft porn commercial for Carl’s Jr…

Happy Hour Hunt: Z Cuisine Á Côté

The Place: Z Cuisine Á Côté, 2239 West 30th Avenue, 303-477-1111. The Hours: Tuesdays from 4:30 to 10 p.m., and Wednesday through Saturday from 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. The Deal: Wines by the glass — Gascogne Blanc and a Côtes du Luberon — are served for $5; Stella Artois is…

Top five most notable bacon novelties

In this here ‘Merica, we can never just cherish a food. It has to become a preoccupation — an “anything-you-can-do-I-can-do-better” obsession. We always have to take it one step further, and we don’t give a damn about integrity or redneckery. Case in point: bacon. The Goddess of Pork. The sublime…

Strange Sauce: The week in national food news

Michelle Obama appeared on Iron Chef America and challenged contestants to use ingredients from the White House vegetable garden. Mario Batali, known for his hideous orange Crocs, dubbed Michelle’s dress “Obamatali Orange.” Although we prefer him plump, George Costanza has agreed to be the new face of Jenny Craig. A…

Happy Hour Hunt: Parallel 17

The Place: Parallel 17, 1600 East 17th Avenue, 303-399-0988 The Hours: Monday 3 p.m. until 10 p.m., Wednesday through Sunday from 3 p.m. until 7 p.m. The Deal: Food specials include six Asian-inspired small plates, ranging in price from $3 to $5. Drink specials include beer, wine and house sangria,…

Art Institute to host annual Best Teen Chef competition

Calling all young chefs: If you think you’ve got what it takes to be the next Best Teen Chef, then sharpen your knives and fill out the entry form here by February 5. The contest starts April 17 at the Art Institute of Colorado, 1200 Lincoln Street; at the cook-off,…

Top 5 ways Whole Foods’ new chairman can make the company whole

Whole Foods CEO and chairman John Mackey stirred the pot in an August Wall Street Journal op-ed criticizing President Barack Obama’s health-care plan.”The problem with socialism,” he insisted, “is that eventually you run out of other people’s money.” It was a bold — and some would say really stupid –…

Guess where I’m eating?

‘Tis the season for foods rich and warming, foods that comfort the belly and make you dread the next time you must venture outside. The tasty bowl of soup above boasts bright flavors of zucchini and roasted poblano peppers, and it’s finished off with toasted chile-lime pumpkin seeds. If you…

Jill’s Restaurant in Boulder welcomes two new French chefs

If a day at the spa, followed by a meal prepared by French chefs that finishes with a dessert tasting of four flavors of crème brulee — Bailey’s, chocolate truffle, pumpkin, and Tahitian vanilla bean — sounds like something you might deserve after all of the holiday madness, then head…

In sickness and in health, ’til tuna do we cut

Non-traditional weddings are the new black. The bride wears whatever she wants, the wedding party jams to Kanye as they bebop down the aisle and beaches, backyards, and city parks have replaced chapels and churches. But a couple in Japan recently took the cake (or the sashimi, more appropriately) for…

Alice Waters to write three new books

She is the culinary genius behind Chez Panisse in Berkeley. Along with friend and chef Jeremiah Tower, she pioneered California Cuisine and has had a heavy influence in promoting sustainable, locally grown food sources for restaurants. Her Chez Panisse Foundation introduced the Edible Schoolyard, a program that provides funding and…

Gastro Gift Guide: Stocking stuffer edition

Ah, the Christmas stocking. It’s an entirely essential object in the Christmas experience, yet its gift-bearing abilities are often misused and abused. Nothing is more annoying than the Santa whose stocking stuffer doesn’t even fit in the stocking. In the event that you’re one of these misfits, this final edition…

Free food alert: Mini cheeseburgers tonight at Morton’s

Christmas is coming early for carnivores who can make it to one of the two metro area Morton’s The Steakhouse locations tonight (1710 Wynkoop Street, or 8480 E. Belleview Avenue) from 5 to 6 p.m., when both steakeries will be celebrating the chain’s 31st anniversary by dishing out free mini…

Joel Stein on Thomas Keller and reality food shows

While having dinner recently, I overheard a woman trying to familiarize her dining companion with Jean-Georges Vongerichten. In an attempt to jog her memory, the friend asked, “What show is he on?” It’s an interesting state of affairs, more obviously a sign of the times. In a perfect world, we…

Guess where I’m eating?

After I watched Food, Inc., I was too traumatized to eat beef without seeing its resume first. But this burger has made the cut for being one of the best in town — and rightfully so. The servers don’t ask what temperature you’d like it, not only because they don’t…

Gastro Gift Guide: Textiles edition

Pet peeve: You go over to someone’s house for a dinner party, and you go to the bathroom, and there’s a fancy pair of hand towels hanging there with ridiculous embroidered gold snowflakes or something, and you can just tell that even though they’re towels, and they’re hanging there in…

Gastro Gift Guide: Snow Day edition

Where else, but in Colorado, does the temperature fluctuate seventy degrees in three weeks. WTF? When your new space heater craps out because it’s been running for four days without a break, it’s too cold. When your nose hairs freeze to the point of breakage upon stepping outside, it’s too…

Guess where I’m drinking?

We met five weeks ago. We’ve seen each other at least once a week since then, and it’s always been just as good as the first time. It’s a relationship of consistency, simplicity and warmth; I’m completely smitten. The creator is a goddess in my book, and she’s whipped up…