American Idol is dead. What’s next?

Well, that was fun while it lasted. American Idol had its worst season premiere ever, coming off the heels of its first season where winning didn’t translate to commercial pop success. Turns out J-Lo and fossilized Steven Tyler are pushovers trying to make their own careers as much as anyone…

It’s a National Coffee Day miracle! Arby’s finally acknowledges Adam Cayton-Holland

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Toxic Embrace

Although the band is based in Los Angeles, the Airborne Toxic Event has a special place in its heart for Denver. “On our first tour, we played a sold-out show for 1,600 people at the Ogden, and the night before, we were in Salt Lake City and played for 200,”…

Lissie at the Bluebird Theater, 1/17/11

Lissie With Dylan LeBlanc 01.17.11 | Bluebird Theater Lissie walked on stage to the Twin Peaks theme song. That should come as no surprise, as she’s a well-publicized fan of the show. The lesson here and throughout her set at the Bluebird: Lissie is not big on subtlety…

Landmark Theatre employees share their favorite films

There is no movie theater in Denver like the Landmark in Greenwood Village. Popcorn and fountain drinks come free with your ticket, there’s a full bar and VIP seating, some of the highest-quality screens in town and much better movie offerings than their megaplex peers. The current selection is True…

Top 5 rapper face tattoos

Gucci Mane went straight from the psych ward to the tattoo parlor and came away with the confusing mess you see to the right. Lots of people have suggested this is a clear indication he got out a bit too soon, but does this really seem like exceptionally, uncontrollably rash…

Parks & Recreation: Top five Tom Haverford moments

Aziz Ansari brings his Dangerously Delicious tour to Denver tonight. The stand-up album he’s supporting, Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening, was one of the funniest releases of 2010. He also plays Tom Haverford on NBC’s Parks and Recreation, which returns for season three next week. To prepare you for…

The ten worst movies nominated for a 2011 Golden Globe

The 68th Golden Globe Awards will be handed out this Sunday. It’s a contractual obligation that all televised awards shows do not reward quality, and this will be no different; plenty of shitty movies will wind up being allowed to slap Golden Globe Winner on their DVD packaging. Of course,…

Recreate with Aziz Ansari

Sample topics from Aziz Ansari’s stand-up repertoire: Craigslist, thread counts, Jamba Juice and his cousin Harris. In his hands, they’re all opportunities to screw with someone. Ansari has a big resumé that’s just getting bigger. He starred in MTV’s Human Giant and now stars in NBC’s Parks & Recreation. He’s…

Treehouse Movies: The local answer to Redbox.

The brick-and-mortar movie rental store is a dying breed, but that doesn’t mean you can’t rent local. Louisville’s John Griffin has started a local kiosk movie business called Treehouse Movies. Right now he’s got one kiosk in Denver, at the Sunflower Market at 2880 S. Colorado Blvd., and three in…

1/11/11: Get healed by the oneness of Braco

There are lots of ones in today’s date, and we as a culture do not miss chances to invent significance for these sorts of things. Croatian gaze-healer Braco, pictured here gazing, gets his power from oneness and can therefore heal cancer today. Or something. Video below…

Lissie

Lissie is what Taylor Swift claims to be. It’s going to take the rest of this to dig out of that analogy, because she’s nothing like the Taylor Swift you know. What she is: A singer with country roots and pop leanings, singing about youthful love and loss. But there…

Jumpin Jammerz, Ryan Gosling and the magic of the internet

Jumpin Jammerz, a brand of footy-pajamas for adults, is currently the number one Google search in the United States. At its peak, earlier this morning, people were searching for Jumpin Jammerz at a faster rate than people were searching for Barack Obama on the day of his inauguration…