Skating on Thin Ice

Six dead women — the body count so far this month for Colorado’s victims of domestic violence — weren’t enough to lead local TV newscasts. Patrick Roy’s arrest early Sunday morning was, making the NHL’s most winning goalie ever an unlikely, and unwilling, poster child for Domestic Violence Awareness Month…

Sounds Like Fun!

Pigs must be flying. For a decade, the Wynkoop Brewing Company celebrated its anniversary with an official Running of the Pigs, a Hemingway take-off that featured a plethora of pigs hauling their well-fleshed butts — and here were talking about the media types who handled them, too — around a…

Sea of Grass

There are those who bemoan Colorado’s landlocked condition and regard the Rockies as some kind of consolation prize for our lack of a Hamptons or a Jersey shore. But there are also those much more enlightened folks who realize that east of Denver, the high plains roll out with endless…

Duty Calls

In May 1998, Chris Clendening, who by then had more than twenty years with the Denver Sheriff’s Department under his belt, was assigned to extradite a prisoner from Detroit. A second deputy sheriff collected an advance check to cover the trip; he cashed it and turned over the entire amount,…

The Doctor Is Out

The shelves of the Denver Public Library hold many items that some might find objectionable. The books of the learned Laura Schlessinger, for example, bestsellers by the talk-show hostess with a doctorate in physiology whose advice clogs the airwaves. Yes, the Denver Public Library contains many objectionable items — but…

Blowing Smoke

The valet parking area at the Westin was full, but they took so long to tell me that I felt aggrieved. So I squealed down to the basement of the hotel parking garage on my Firestone-recalled tires, talking on a cell phone that was almost certainly shooting deadly electronic impulses…

This War’s Over

“The gauntlet had been thrown. And now the town was to see an interminable newspaper war, with attacks, journalistic screams, fisticuffs and gunplay. Meanwhile, the people of the city read this whirlwind paper in increasing numbers. It became known everywhere — and feared.” — Gene Fowler in his classic account…

Life’s Bitter Here

The right click opens up your Windows options, Paul Verizzo tells his computer class. “It opens up your life.” But that window’s about to slam shut. A week from now, Verizzo will be gone from the Curtis Park Community Center, where he’s been director of the technology program since last…

Barking Up the Wrong Tree

Two weeks until summer begins, and already the dog days are upon us. They’re snapping at our most exquisitely sensitive spots. As might have been predicted, the most rabid area is Boulder, a town literally going to the dogs — and the cats, and the ferrets, and the parrots –…

Fire Away

Last Friday, John Bray landed on the ground outside our office, a bullet in his chest. On Saturday, his killing landed on the front pages of both dailies, already labeled “road rage” — the first such deadly instance in Denver. But by Sunday, Bray’s death rated just an inside mention…

The Bum’s Rush

Pity the poor Denver City Council members who get caught napping after Monday night’s meeting. On Tuesday, May 2, “the City will begin enforcing ordinances that prohibit trespassing, including sleeping overnight, at any City and County Building,” according to an April 20 memo from the Department of Human Services. “Notices…

Don’t Be Dense

All of Denver’s neighborhoods have character. Few have clout. Not the clout of Hilltop, certainly, which ten days ago wrested from Denver City Council a moratorium that temporarily bans lot-splitting in the pricey neighborhood, where the stuff inside the residents’ wallets is as green as those big, broad lawns that…

Man With a Plan

With a Republican in the governor’s office — a Republican who, during his 1998 campaign, told the Christian Coalition he supported banning tax money from going to organizations that provide abortions — and Republicans dominating both sides of the Colorado Legislature, I thought by now we’d be teaching creationism in…

The Forgotten Man

On Tuesday, his last free day in this country, Loi Nguyen frantically tries to salvage what he can of the rest of his life. At the end of this week, the INS will revoke the bond that has kept him out of its Aurora detention center for the past year…

Out at Home

And you thought Pedro Astacio had problems with the INS. Even as the justice system debates whether the confessed wife-beater — confessed, at least, until Astacio’s lawyers realized that their plea bargain could result in the Rockies pitcher (and now hitter) being kicked out of the country — can withdraw…

Hold, Please

Connections count. In early January, US West filled a time capsule with tidbits about how the telephone had changed our lives. “In 1900,” the company chirped, “telephones were considered luxury items.” But in certain parts of Colorado, where potential US West customers have been waiting weeks, months, years for service,…

A Fine Bill

Last Thursday, Jesse Ventura, former professional wrestler and current governor of Minnesota, stepped off a light-rail train and marched into the 106-year-old Buckhorn Exchange, where the big, tough guy ordered…a chicken sandwich. Buffalo Bill must have been rolling over in his grave — which is definitely on Lookout Mountain, despite…

A Perfect Ten

This week the Colorado Legislature passes the point of no return, when bills must either move on to the other house for ten more weeks of bickering or disappear altogether. But even before this session started — when Senator John Andrews declared that the Ten Commandments should be posted in…

Life’s Little Lessons

Tom Tancredo is back from Washington, back home in Colorado after his first year as a freshman representative, wondering if the snow now smothering D.C. will somehow prevent him from attending the State of the Union address. Could he be so lucky? So far, the conservative congressman from Colorado’s Sixth…

Things to Do in Denver When It’s Dead

There may not have been fireworks on New Year’s Eve, but all hell’s been busting loose since we woke up Saturday morning and found ourselves living in Loserville. Denver was so dull, so dead on Friday night that local TV anchors pleaded for something, anything, to put on the air…

The Runaround

First things first: This is not the way Bill Michaels thought he’d be ringing in the new year. Not that there’s anything wrong with his fun run (and walk), the neatly titled Y2K-5K. But after importing one of the country’s best celebrations — First Night — to Colorado, and then…

The Time of Their Lives

It could have been so easy. Had Jefferson County Sheriff John Stone just asked Tim Roche, the Time magazine reporter, for a couple of bucks before he handed over the basement tapes of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, that reporter might be sitting in the hoosegow right now. According to…