Beavers and Bluegrass: After Oregon and Kentucky

It’s not often that you can mute an Obama victory speech and still get the full weight of the message. His fine oratory, sharpened and grounded by the five-month primary season, is still his best political weapon, one that will doubtless be called upon relentlessly to smother the woeful delivery…

Your Gas Scout Reports: Best Deal on the West Side

In Chicago they’re forking over four bucks a gallon for basic unleaded. The going price at the chain stores around town today ranges from $3.68 to $3.78. But the Bradley at 50th and Federal is holding the line at $3.59. Today, anyway. Get it while the getting is good, junkies,…

Delegating Denver #44 of 56: Rhode Island

View larger image Rhode Island Total Number of Delegates: 33 Pledged: 21 Unpledged: 12 How to Recognize a Rhode Island Delegate: Rhode Islanders are the third-thinnest of all U.S. residents, which is a miracle, considering that there is a Dunkin’ Donuts shop on every corner in the state. It’s because…

Pundit Watch: Kevin James

If Chris Matthews has to ask someone “Why are you screaming?” then you know something interesting must be going on. And that it was, on Hardball this week. Conservative Los Angeles political commentator (and occasional talking head on CNN and CourtTV) Kevin James was on to address President Bush’s recent…

Starbucks Goes Dunkin’

Okay, what the hell is up with my coffee? Seriously, I go to Starbucks because I like Starbucks. If I didn’t like Starbucks, I could go to any one of a dozen other coffee shops within spitting distance of my office door. But I don’t, because I like Starbucks. Or…

Swapping One McPrison for Another

On May 14 the Colorado Department of Corrections announced that it would be bringing nearly 500 state prisoners back from Sayre, Oklahoma, where they’d been stored in a private lockup like so much toxic waste for months because of a lack of bedspace in Colorado prisons. At first glance, this…

Mile High Makeout: Making New Friends

The time has come, yet again, for me to move. All of my belongings must be stacked, stuffed and stowed as I find my way to another new home. I’ve already packed up my books. That was easy. After all, I hardly ever read any of them. They’re mostly for…

Crocs’ Big Idea: Upscale Shopping in Downscale Shoes

Eat your cyberpumping hearts out, YouTubers. Starting today you can get a peek at the latest bit of inexplicable online cross-marketing from our favorite plastic shoe purveyors. Yes, that’s right, www.CitiesbyFoot.com, which Crocs is billing as a “unique travel guide” plugging various shops and restaurants in six U.S. cities, is…

Five Worst Belated Mother’s Day Gifts

It’s still not too late to get Mom a belated something special. From experience, she probably expects too little too late as a matter of course. So, in order to make for your perpetual tardiness, you’re looking for something beyond the usual brunch out, card and flowers, all the stuff…

Best New TV Theme Songs

Classic theme songs might seem to be a thing of the past. Some shows, like LOST and My Name is Earl, don’t have them at all. And even among those that do still have theme songs, it might seem that not enough shows boast the timeless classics of Sanford and…

CNN and its Magic Board

There’s a lot of wizardry at CNN these days. There’s Wolf Blitzer and his enchanted beard. There’s Andersen Cooper and the mystical way he made everyone forget that he was ever the host of a reality show. And then there’s John King and his magic board of election elucidation. The…

Delegating Denver #43 of 56: Puerto Rico

View larger image Puerto Rico Total Number of Delegates: 63 Pledged: 55 Unpledged: 8 How to Recognize a Puerto Rico Delegate: Puerto Rico probably should have dumped America a long time ago, but like all sexy long-distance relationships, there have been “benefits” for both parties. Not that it has been…

Photos from Hearse Con 2008

Slide show by Aaron Thackeray It’s truly inspiring to see a group of people so (seemingly) obsessed with death living their lives more fully than your average couch potato. The ambition and dedication it takes to restore, recraft and maintain these classic deathmobiles is remarkable. Here are some scenes from…

Over the Weekend…Does It Offend You, Yeah? @ Bluebird Theater

Does It Offend You, Yeah? and Yo Majesty Saturday, May 10, 2008 Bluebird Theater The evening went up, up then crashed hard Saturday night. Electro pop, electro rock and some god-awful hip-hop took over the Bluebird, leaving this reviewer asking, “How the hell did Yo Majesty snag a tour headlining…

Green with Gluttony: The Original Chubby’s

Can you digest a steel-belted radial? Are you goiter-popping iodine-deficient? If so, has Chubby’s got the lard-laced saltastic green chile you’ve been looking for! I understand why people don’t love this place. The north Denver landmark can put a hurtin’ on anyone’s bowels. Even those who were raised at the…

Over the Weekend…The Chain Gang of 1974 @ Urban Outfitters(?!)

Photo Courtesy of Kara Davidson/Urban Outfitters The Chain Gang of 1974 Saturday, May 10, Urban Outfitters, Boulder Better Than: The last show you saw at the Gap You wouldn’t expect a chain retail store to support local live music, but this weekend, on the increasingly homogenized and decreasingly unique Pearl…

Brewery Tours: Pint’s Pub

“Is that going to be okay with you?” challenged the barman at Pint’s Pub, located at 221 West 13th Avenue. He wasn’t so much asking if we would be amenable to drinking their “real ales,” as much as he was curtly warning us that others hadn’t been okay with drinking…