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Stoners are a weird bunch. We're particular, but we want options. We like affordable products, but we also don't want our money going toward shitty weed or (worse) shitty dealers. Callie's Cannabis Shoppe, a family-owned dispensary in Northglenn, checks all those boxes, always carrying several dozen flower options, from popcorn to connoisseur buds, for all budgets. The regular deals and rewards program make the drive worthwhile for anyone who drops a hefty portion of Friday's paycheck at the pot shop, and the staff knows how to be friendly and helpful without pushing overstocked crap into your basket. Callie's is good people, and for some of us, that extends to the high.

After more than seven years of recreational sales, it's safe to say that most of Denver's cannabis stores have the desired tourist routine down. "Start low, go slow with edibles. Have you tried a vape pen or THC mints? No, that lotion won't get you stoned." The menu at LoDo Wellness will not only fulfill all of your visiting friend's weed fantasies, but the dispensary's lower downtown location and strong prices ensure a fair trip that won't take you out of the city action. And the store's atmosphere — a basement setting adorned with Eastern decorations and couches dating back to the medical-only days, when you could roll your own joints at the shop — is a fun blast from the past for any pot nerd.

Recreational cannabis is slowly taking over in Colorado, but Chronic Factory founder Matthew Lopez is still passionate about the small batch. The Denver native brought more than a decade of experience cultivating legal marijuana to his Baker neighborhood dispensary, buying the location from his former employer, New Amsterdam Organics, in order to implement his own growing practices. The soil-grown cuts of Strawberry Blonde, Afghani and Blue Lemon Thai show the love put into the cultivation, and a consistently affordable and potent concentrates menu is a smart way to ensure patient loyalty.

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The "help" at Helping Hands is literally in the name. Sure, the reviews of its menu are great, and the budtenders are beyond considerate, taking their time and avoiding the eye rolls when inexperienced customers come by — but it's how they take care of regulars that earns our respect. Helping Hands was one of the first dispensaries in Colorado to apply for a medical marijuana delivery license during the COVID-19 pandemic, offering drop-off services for its at-risk patients. The dispensary also began accepting cryptocurrency and partnered with a digital payment app in 2020 for those tired of paying cash all the time. These moves might seem simple on the surface, but legal marijuana's banking status and delivery laws have been advancing very slowly, and these hands are helping push them forward.

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The Denver dispensary scene's mural game has undergone serious upgrades in recent years, as talented artists like Pat Milbery, Tukeone and Chad Bolsinger have turned pot shops into Instagram attractions. With a warehouse cultivation containing multiple garage doors and side walls as well as an old train car on the property, the Herbal Cure had a handful of canvases, and the south Denver dispensary brought in a handful of artists to play around with them. Henry Bell's airbrushed collage of famous tokers like Snoop Dogg, Bob Marley and Randy Marsh adorns the train car, while Roby Stowe's cartoon portrait of Cheech and Chong, the Like Minded Art duo's homage to Damien Marley and South American-inspired street art from Dan Drossman all cover the garage doors. To top it off, the Herbal Cure hired A.J. Davis to paint a moonlit mural of a woman smoking a joint on one of its outer walls.

You can scan for coupons and flash deals if you have the energy — there are plenty of scores out there if you do the work — but eventually you'll just want something dependable, both in the pipe and on the budget. Good Chemistry's four locations and $30 eighths (raised from $25 at the end of April) keep good weed within a reasonable distance of nearly all points around town, and affordable, classic concentrates like kief and bubble hash will always have a special place in our lungs. Stop overthinking it, and trust the chemistry.

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You can buy CBD chocolates at the gas station or liquor store these days, but if you're interested in really seeing a benefit for your bucks, go to a more knowledgeable source. The folks at Pachamama's CBD boutique not only know all about what they're selling, but they work for the company that made it. The store's CBD lotion, gel capsules, balm and edibles are made internally with solventless hemp extract; its tinctures include ingredients like goji berry, cacao, valerian root, black pepper and turmeric for more specific effects. The "focus" oil, a blend of full-spectrum CBD oil, cacao and goji berry extract, mixes well with coffee, while the "natural" version, free of additives, is a reliable starting point for new CBD users.

Unless you're watching Se7en, everyone loves a good mystery box. Adventure CBD's eight different CBD sampler boxes — for newbies, regular users and animal owners, among others — all provide enough products to start or maintain a CBD regimen, with options for skin care, oral and topical use, daily wellness, and horse, dog and cat owners. This way, you can decide if gummies or tinctures are the best route and enjoy a CBD-infused bath in between. Each product is made by the Colorado Springs CBD maker, which operates a physical location in the Springs but ships products nationwide. And let's face it: CBD products aren't cheap, so buying in bulk always helps.

The hash-cartridge game is still viewed as somewhat lesser than real dabbing, but solventless manufacturers have been raising the bar, and Lazercat is in the lead. Specializing in rosin — the process of extracting cannabinoids with heat and pressure instead of solvents — Lazercat squeezes water hash, not flower, and doesn't include vaping additives in its cartridges. "They'll never be the same as a dab, but the convenience can't be beat," reads a humble description on Lazercat's website. We appreciate the honest sell, but that pen brings more heat than a major-league fastball, so be careful.

Picking the best solventless cannabis concentrate in Colorado is like picking the best IPA, with dozens of talented and worthy extractors honing their talents right in front of our eyes as methods evolve. Not only are Single Source Colorado's creamy and brown-sugar slabs at the forefront of the rosin movement, but the company's founders are about as Colorado as it gets. You can find Evergreen native Tony Karas fishing when he's not tending the factory, and Kennn Wall has become a local hash hero since leaving his job as a chef at Steuben's, cooking up award-winning sauces and syrups in the lab. Whatever consistency you're looking for, Single Source can whip it up, and it'll always be from one strain, and one strain only.

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