Not-So-Secret Garden

Whoever dreamed that we’d need to keep up with trends in gardening when for decades — nay, centuries — we thought all we had to do was dig a hole in the ground, drop in some seeds and care for the seedlings? Garden Media Group trend-spotter Suzi McCoy did, and…

Gimme Some Sugar

If you’re sweet on chocolate, then be still, your beating heart, because Cupid is coming early, at least to Boulder, where the Safehouse Progressive Alliance for Nonviolence (SPAN) will host its annual Chocolate Lover’s Fling. Tonight’s love affair, a benefit for SPAN — a nonprofit that provides a safe haven,…

3 Inches of Blood

With the Big 4 Tour (Metallica, Megadeath, Anthrax and Slayer) set to roll through massive arenas this spring, die-hard thrash-metal fans will be pleased to know that bands like Canada’s 3 Inches of Blood will still be sweating it out in more intimate settings. Despite having formed in 2002, the…

I Now Pronounce You Stoked For Life

So, you’ve found the second love of your life, the one who can passably keep up with you on the slopes till death do you part, and now it’s time to put a black diamond on it? Well then, today is your big day. Loveland Ski Area, never shy about…

Neighborhoods: Historic Downtown Louisville

Zipping through the bulk of modern Louisville, with all its bedroom-community developments (it took first place in Money Magazine’s Best Place to Live: Top 100 in 2009), you’d think that most of the Boulder County berg’s Italian coal-mining heritage has all but disappeared. But once you find yourself in the…

Gratuitous randomness: Come at me bro

As a challenge extended from one bro to another, the call of “come at me bro,” often accompanied by an exaggerated “puffing up” gesture, is well known to cultural anthropologists; in fact, the behavior — famously typified by Ronnie from The Jersey Shore — is prevalent across the animal kingdom…

Brian Jacques RIP: Top ten Redwall characters

Brian Jacques, author of the Redwall series, died over the weekend of an aortic aneurysm. He was 71 years old. Jacques, who also wrote short stories and the Castaways of the Flying Dutchman series, holds a special places in the heart of a certain type of nerd who grew up…

Arrr! Is the DMNS’s upcoming Pirates exhibit discriminatory?

In the midst of Black History Month, it seems a particularly appropriate time to consider the plight of another marginalized group, a group that has been disenfranchised since the seventeenth century, has been historically oppressed by the U.S. Navy and, to this day, lacks the right to vote: fictional pirates…

Browser game of the week: Hot Throttle

Hot Throttle is a game — er, experience — from Cactus and Doomlaser, best known for, well, not really known for anything, but best associated with the weirder side of gaming. Case in point, the premise of Hot Throttle is that you play as a naked man who believes he…

Mean zine chili: The end of a tasty era of terror

When I talked with back-to-back-to-back Super Bowl Chili Cookoff Champion Kevin Richards just days before the Denver Zine Library’s 5th Annual competition, the Librarian wasn’t exactly cocky, but was armed with the sort of innocent charm that says, My Nonchalance Is a Cover For My Awesomeness. Which was fair, considering…

Stupid ad of the week: HBO’s awesome parents

Few advertisements manage to be as enjoyable, or more enjoyable than, the show they interrupt. HBO’s new spot for the awesome comedy Eastbound and Down on DVD makes it look easy, with a ridiculous ad that is packed with all the humor and humanity you’d expect from a short film…

Stop the hugs: Five really inappropriate things to do at work

Valentine’s Day is coming up, and if you’re anything like us, that means you’re thinking up ways to make awkward passes at your co-workers, because we’re pretty sure that OSHA ruled back in 1997 that sexual harassment doesn’t count if it’s on Valentine’s Day. Right? Wrong — at least according…

When your office is a wi-fi network, what are your options?

For those of you who work from your laptops (ahem), getting an Internet connection is a daily requirement. There are two companies who will provide Internet to your home/apartment here in Denver and a few types of places you’re likely to seek out if you’re looking to walk out your…

Gettin’ Crafty: Post-season football fun

For all those who give pom-pom critters for birthdays, feel an urge to stick googly eyes on everything or just occasionally get a twitch to fold some origami, we bring you “Gettin’ Crafty,” where we feature a craft you can easily make with minimal supplies and limited finances. With the…

Ship docking fail: Your moment of lulz

The course of a life, once set, is hard to change. Like ships through an ocean, we pass through time on the force of our momentum, able to make adjustments now and then but for the most part fixed and inexorable on the path we’ve set, helplessly coasting forward even…

The Situation wants to be in the movies. Here are five roles he could take.

In one of the most ridiculous overstatements since Michael Bay got compared to an “abstract artist,” Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino offered this analogy on Friday, explaining to the E! Network why he’d be leaving The Jersey Shore after next season: “It’s like Michael Jordan. There’s only so long you can…