If for some reason you want to run barefoot, learn how tomorrow

It’s not the most Boulder-ish thing ever to come out of Boulder, but it comes pretty close: barefoot running, the newest cultural export from our neighbors to the northwest and the whitest thing since unpaid internships. If you’re not from a place that can price non-whites into trailer parks while…

Stupid ad of the week: Heineken’s man fantasy

We all know fantasy is better than reality, because in reality you have to do stuff you don’t want to do, and you have to face the fact that there will be some things you’ll just never be good at, either for lack of time to learn or lack of…

1/11/11: Get healed by the oneness of Braco

There are lots of ones in today’s date, and we as a culture do not miss chances to invent significance for these sorts of things. Croatian gaze-healer Braco, pictured here gazing, gets his power from oneness and can therefore heal cancer today. Or something. Video below…

Preview: RedLine remembers Dale Chisman

Dale Chisman, who died in 2008, was one of the most significant abstract painters to have ever worked in Colorado — a roster that includes the likes of Vance Kirkland and Herbert Bayer. But Chisman wasn’t just a great artist. He was also a great arts advocate, with his efforts…

Streaker fail: Your moment of lulz

Like circus clowns, streakers are not a good kind of funny. They sometimes provoke laughter, sure, but it is not the laughter of true hilarity; rather, it’s an awkward, uncomfortable laughter, the laughter of being informed that the nurse at the clinic was just kidding when she told you you…

Andrea Moore hopes to use PlatteForum residency for grief, but not in a sad way

For a project that centers around grief, it’s coincidentally a fitting time of year for Andrea Moore to begin her work in PlatteForum’s artist residency. An artistic jack-of-all-trades, the writer, photographer and performer moved into PlatteForum yesterday to begin her six-week residency there, during which she’ll be putting together a…

Stuff white people in Denver like

Christian Lander, author of the popular website and book series Stuff White People Like, will be at the Tattered Cover, Lodo on Thursday to promote his newest book, Whiter Shades of Pale. Unlike the broad strokes of his previous endeavors, Lander’s new book takes a closer look at the stuff…

Hickenlooper’s inaugural walk to get odd, yet strangely familiar

At 8:30 this morning at the City and County Building downtown, John Hickenlooper will officially resign as mayor of the City of Denver, leaving him unemployed for the few minutes it will take him to walk over to the State Capitol to be sworn in as governor. Normally, that short…

Fluidiam asks: “What does your T-shirt say about you?”

St. Patrick’s Day, 2008: Danny Bristow and Dan Werling of Fluidiam were definitely thinking green. After taking notice of the dark, distressed styles that were pervading much of the fashion world and the lack of environmental thoughtfulness in their creation, it was time to invoke change. Taking its name from…

Denver improv teams throw down at the Yes! Lab’s “Remake Rumble”

There are so many seemingly random elements at play in the Yes! Lab’s concept for The Remake Rumble, a seven-week series that starts tonight, they could almost be variables in a long-form improv game. The basic idea: take the plot elements and characters from famous movies and remake them, improv…

Lil’ Miss Firefly comes home to Immundo

It’s more than simple hometown loyalty that keeps Lil’ Miss Firefly coming back to the Immundo burlesque show in Denver. During the past nine years, the Colorado native has built an international reputation with her act, a routine she’s performed in Las Vegas, New York and Europe. Firefly stands three…

King Tut closes, Anubis moves on, Denver rests a little easier

After more than six months of residency at the Denver Art Museum and its accompanying marketing blitz, Tutankhamun and the Golden Age of the Pharaohs closed yesterday to head to its next destination in St. Paul, Minnesota, where it opens in February. Along with it, the 26-foot-tall statue of Anubis,…

What week is it? A breakdown of obscure holidays, January 10-16

Pickings tend to run pretty slim in January, as far as holidays go — in fact, our extensive research of googling a couple of things revealed exactly zero legit, nationally sanctioned holidays this week. Maybe what with Christmas and New Year’s and Hanukkah and Kwanzaa and everything else, people are…

Now Showing

2011: Year in Preview. Bobbi Walker, owner of Walker Fine Art, has employed a clever way to create an automatic group show by putting together examples of work by all of the artists who will be featured in duets this year. The show looks good, but what’s really neat is…

Guy and Madeline on a Park Bench is a giddy, old-style avant-musical

A quasi-documentary portrait of young non-actors striking poses, walking around Boston, hanging out and playing or listening to music, Damien Chazelle’s Guy and Madeline on a Park Bench is a giddy and cannily frugal avant-musical. Beginning when Chazelle, now 25, was an undergraduate at Harvard, and evolving over a period…