Knitting of the Damned

Idle hands are the devil’s playground, but that won’t be a problem at this month’s Knitflix showing, even though the film is Village of the Damned. That’s because the whole idea of Knitflix is to work on your knitting (or embroidery, latchhook or what have you) while watching a fun…

Brew at the Zoo Soothes the Beasts

Sean Andersen-Vie, the public relations specialist for the Denver Zoo, swears that no one has ever gotten so blasted at the Brew at the Zoo that they’ve tumbled into the lion’s den or dived into elephant dung, but there’s a first time for everything. And considering the 3,000 people expected…

A Fine Madness

That old reefer madness has us in its spell: The time is ripe in Denver for a revival of Reefer Madness (aka Tell Your Children), the 1938 anti-pot propaganda film directed by Louis Gasnier. The subject of various revivals over the years, now as a work of comedy, Reefer Madness…

Brews You Can Use

Denver may be the Mile High City, but there’s nothing here that doesn’t go better with a cold one, and beginning today, nothing will. For the second year in a row, the city is pulling out all the stops — and popping all the tops — for the Denver Beer…

Attack of the Giant Marmot

Having graduated from the realm of horror movies to good family fun, a giant marmot descends on Chatfield today…in the form of a corn maze, of course. The shape of this year’s Denver Botanic Gardens at Chatfield’s Corn Maze is a tie-in to Digger the Marmot, the mascot of the…

Martha Stewart using arts and crafts for evil, Vampire-themed wine alleges

Things probably couldn’t get any weirder for consistently embattled matron of good taste Martha Stewart. After finally getting her company, Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, back into the black after the universe-warping paradox of her stint in prison, Stewart is back under the microscope of justice, this time by a semi-obscure…

Today in stoke: Snowboard Colorado, inaugural issue

Snowboard Colorado is a rad new freebie magazine in local shops this month. The mag is the latest project from Adam Schmidt, founder of the Boulder Snowboarding Group (Westword’s Best of Denver 2010 pick for Best Shred Heads) and it’s the real deal: A 100-page glossy celebrating every aspect of…

The Dollar Tree vs. a cat: A cost-benefit analysis

Since time immemorial, the Dollar Tree has been a one-stop destination for anyone who has one dollar and is looking to spend it quick — and you can get some surprisingly good stuff there. This week, though, all the way through Sunday, the Denver Dumb Friends League is giving the…

Style Local: Joy Barrett

I’ve known Joy Barrett for a while: Coincidentally, she took over a job I once held, tending beads at the defunct Skyloom Fibers. But I didn’t really meet her until she opened her own jewelry boutique, Studio Bead, in the Highland Square shopping district. It seemed like there was nothing…

Browser Pick of the Week: The Room Tribute (NSFW)

We know the deal: You’re looking for ways to waste time at work, and we’re here to help you waste it. Hence, Browser game of the week, where we’ll comb the depths of the Flash game vortex and pick different games for you to waste away your Wednesday with. We’ll…

Gratuitous Randomness: How come your mom lets you eat two wieners?

​​​Because it’s a slow news day, each Wednesday, we bring you the best of our weird internetz world in a collection of loosely related items about whatever topic we happen to come up with. Today, we bring you “Gee, Bill, how come your mom lets you eat two wieners?” a…

A Georgia town outlaws “Pants on the Ground”

Apparently inspired by General Larry Platt’s distaste for pants being on the ground, a small town in Platt’s home state of Georgia mandated today that its good citizens keep their pants pulled up to an appropriate height. Of course, Dublin, Georgia, mayor Phil Best didn’t explicitly acknowledge Platte: “We’ve gotten…

Oksana Grigorieva spends $84,000 on PR; world continues to not care

In a weird new twist on an already really bizarre scenario, Oksana Grigorieva, the estranged wife of Mel Gibson, asked a judge to reimburse her for $84,000 she claims she spent on a PR push to counter the public perception that she sold the infamous tapes of Gibson being racist…

Keep your eyes wide shut for the Mayan’s Kubrick Film Festival

Either you like Stanley Kubrick or you don’t, but if you fall in former category, you probably can’t get enough, even when it hurts to watch. I, for one, can’t count the number of times I’ve seen Dr. Strangelove, which has to be one of the most stunningly, insidiously funny…

Everyday heroes: Shirtless dudes of the Taste of Colorado

Among the sea of hot, exposed flesh that is any summer festival, there are always a few who go the extra mile, those not content to simply bear arms and shins, who throw caution to the wind and doff their top layer of clothing entirely, as if to say, “I’m…

Five new release picks for Tuesday, September 7

The media of today is hard to keep up with — it comes from so many directions and in so many forms that it’s next to impossible to keep track of your favorite artists, let alone new ones. Because we’re devoted to your convenience, we’re going to pick five things…

A guy trying to jump into a pool stars in your moment of schadenfreude

In the course of his adolescence, it’s a scientific fact that the average human male will do approximately 1,212,035 stupid things to impress women, approximately 1,212,032 of which will fail to impress anyone. Now, jumping into a pool isn’t necessarily a stupid thing. It’s when the overcompensation of an attempt…