Pin the Tale on the Donkey

This political season has been pushing buttons with everyone, which is reason enough for tonight’s Oh, It’s Just the Fate of the Republic Talk and Cocktail Reception. At 6:30 p.m., John Nichols, the insightful, erudite Washington correspondent for The Nation, will hit below the Beltway as he discusses the current…

Crash Test Dummy

There is no modern-day antecedent to the movies Will Ferrell makes with writer-director Adam McKay, with whom Ferrell collaborated during their tenure at Saturday Night Live only a few years ago. To compare their offerings (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy and the new Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky…

Fun With Flesh Wounds

If nothing else, give the makers of Beowulf & Grendel high marks for boldness and a certain playful irreverence. It’s a good bet that today’s movie-goers have all the respect in the world for eighth-century poetry, Norse legend and the tenets of early Christianity, but the real attraction of the…

Ain’t No Sunshine

Like the shambling VW van its hapless characters steer from Albuquerque to Redondo Beach, Little Miss Sunshine is a rickety vehicle that travels mostly downhill. How this antic extended sitcom from first-time feature-makers Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris left Sundance with an eight-figure deal and reams of enthralled press clippings…

Show Me the Mommy

Monster’s Ball producer Lee Daniels makes his directorial debut with Shadowboxer, and it couldn’t be clearer that he’s trying to follow his previous formula for success. Oscar-caliber actors? Check. Interracial sex? Plenty. A violent demise or two, all in the service of character development? Oh yes. But Daniels maybe could…

Downward Mobility

The old Lucas/Spielberg stunt of turning B-movie peekaboos into E-ticket thrill rides remains the industry standard — to the virtual exclusion of other multiplex fare, particularly when school’s out. But as not every kid who remade Raiders in Super 8 either gave up the dream or morphed into Michael Bay,…

Plan 9 From Outer Space

It’s not for nothing that 1959’s Plan 9 From Outer Space is often hailed as “the worst movie ever made.” Directed — if that’s the right word — by the famously delusional shlockmeister Ed Wood, it’s a hilarious bit of nonsense about space aliens who think they can conquer Earth…

Border Dispute

For the third time in two years, there’s a major show addressing how traditional Chicano art has progressed into post-Chicano art. The latest is Chain Reaction: Chicano/a and Latino/a Art in Colorado, at the Vida Ellison Gallery on the seventh floor of the Denver Central Library. The dialogue began locally…

Jason Appleton and Strange attachments

There are two interesting shows installed back-to-back at Pirate: a contemporary art oasis (3655 Navajo Street, 303-458-6058). In the handsome members’ space that underwent a thorough remodel last year is Jason Appleton; in the still-as-funky-as-ever associates’ space is Strange attachments. Appleton, a longtime member of the venerable co-op, has gotten…

Sketches

The Armory Group. In a summer art calendar that’s uncharacteristically filled with significant exhibitions, /i>The Armory Group: 40 Years has got to be one of the most important of them all. The story begins back in 1966 in Boulder — specifically, in the fine-arts department at the University of Colorado…

Money Talk

Something is happening at the University of Delaware’s theater program, from which the Colorado Shakespeare Festival has drawn a fair amount of its acting talent in the past few years. I imagine an elderly English actress running the place, dispensing advice on diction and elocution over china teacups. From the…

Now Playing

The Ballad of Baby Doe. Central City Opera is celebrating the fiftieth birthday of Douglas Moore’s famed piece with a lively, glowing production full of beautifully proportioned sets that look like Victorian Christmas cards, a talented, energetic ensemble and a cluster of glorious voices. The opera conjures up all the…

Trail of Tears

Native American heroes are a rare commodity in video games. Turok: Dinosaur Hunter, released a decade ago, is the most prominent example. Now Turok finally has company. The best way to describe Prey is “Doom meets Cherokee mysticism.” And while most critics are fawning over this first-person action/horror title, don’t…

Shut Up, Already

V for Vendetta (Warner Bros.) Illustrator David Lloyd calls this adaptation of the comic he made with writer Alan Moore “very good” — so why did Moore beg to have his name removed? The intentions are noble, sure; name another big-studio blockbuster in which a government manufactures fear to keep…

Our top DVD picks for the week of August 3, 2006.

Beavis & Butt-head: The Mike Judge Collection, Volume 3 (Paramount) Blind Beast vs. Killer Dwarf (Panik House) Broken Saints: The Animated Comic Epic (Fox) Dallas: The Complete Fifth Season (Warner Bros.) Elvis: ’68 Comeback (BMG Heritage) A Fish Called Wanda: Deluxe Edition (MGM) Girls Next Door (Fox) The Graduate (MGM)…

Asia Like It

If you ask me, the Colorado Dragon Boat Festival, which made its debut at Sloan’s Lake in 2001, is just about the best thing that ever happened to summer in Denver, brimming over with just the right amount of everything you’d possibly want from a fest: First and foremost, it’s…

Storage tRUNks

Buntport Theater was formed by a group of hyper-creative Colorado College kids who shared an affinity for quirk: The theater’s production history includes Kafka on Ice, a freewheelin’ biodrama about the existential, roach-centric German writer, set in an ice rink; and Donner, a documentary-style tragicomedy about Santa’s reindeer. This kind…

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

When I watched Ferris Bueller’s idyllic ditch day for the first time — as a teen growing up in the same Chicago suburbia immortalized by John Hughes — I related more to the straitlaced best friend Cameron, who was destined to get busted for taking his dad’s fabulous car downtown…

Summer Lovin’

Take it from someone who’s walked through at least six dozen houses with her boyfriend in recent weeks: Touring homes can be romantic. There’s a daydream quality that comes with imagining what your lives might look like against a host of different backdrops — especially before you do the math,…

Scooter City

When the fourteenth annual AmeriVespa National Scooter Rally rides into town tonight for a weekend of parties, rides, competitions and clinics, don’t expect raucous, all-night bonfire melees or drunken, topless Harley chicks. Scooterists are a far cry from motorcyclists, after all, and AmeriVespa ain’t no Sturgis. “We typically don’t wear…

Flower Power

Believe it or not, Denver’s beautiful formal park gardens — from the famous plots of Civic Center, Alamo Placita and Washington Park to the lesser-known plantings in such places as Montbello Civic Center Park — don’t just pop up out of the ground each year. As you’re reading this, more…

London Fog

For 35 years, Woody Allen was a long shot to stray into the Bronx or Staten Island — much less the alien reaches of London, England. The creator of Manhattan has always been joined to his chosen borough like pastrami on rye, so when he ventured abroad last year to…