Tonight: Jerry Aronson appears with an Allen Ginsberg double feature

When director Jerry Aronson screened his documentary The Life and Times of Allen Ginsberg for Ginsberg himself before the film’s release in 1994, the iconic poet is said to have nodded his head and reflectively quipped, “So that’s Allen Ginsberg.” With good reason: Even all these years later, Life and…

Long live and prosper, this sixteenth day of May

O, glory day for all Trekkies! Today marks the thirteenth 23rd year since the original air date of “The Neutral Zone,” the one and only episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation that has had humans everywhere imagining themselves on the Enterprise. It was on this momentous day that the…

Comment of the day: The end times

The end of the world is coming. It’s hard to say when, unless you’re evangelist Harold Camping, in which case you can feel pretty confident in saying that it’s coming… oh, around Saturday. For a few months now, Camping’s been touting his theory that the end times will arrive May…

Q & A: Musical notes with contemporary composer Kenji Bunch

Named a “Composer to Watch” by the New York Times, Juilliard graduate Kenji Bunch excels as both a talented violist and a composer. His highly accessible contemporary works have been heard worldwide, and as a performer, he’s worked with everyone from the Flux string quartet to the bluegrass band Citigrass,…

Today in Stoke: Arapahoe Basin extends ski season to June 19

How about this weather we’ve been having? Local skiers and snowboarders fantasizing about 4th of July fireworks at Arapahoe Basin just might see their dreams come true this season: On Friday the ski area announced it will remain open seven days a week through June 5 as planned and then…

Fourth-graders circa 1989, get stoked: Lisa Frank has a Facebook page

First off, we should thank the Internet for keeping pre-information superhighway pop tchotchke culture alive with its vast Youtube time-capsuled vaults of commercials and Christian rap home videos, Wikipedia archives full of false information about the less-than-famous, and Twitter accounts for dead celebrities — all at our fingertips. But never…

Chelsea Handler brings her dirty mouth and show to Denver

Blow jobs, blow jobs, blow jobs, vodka. You’d think, at a Chelsea Handler comedy show sponsored by Belvedere Vodka, that there’d be more vodka plugs, more jokes about alcohol or more punchlines about boozing it up with your girlfriends. But there weren’t. The only plugs that Chelsea — or any…

Top ten penis jokes at Chelsea Handler’s show last night

You think you have a dirty mouth? Surely it doesn’t compare to Chelsea Handler’s, who told the audience all about her early days giving blow jobs as a high-school freshman last night at the Wells Fargo Theatre.Without further ado, Westword is proud to present the top ten penis jokes that…

Priest is this week’s most ridiculous trailer

OMG like how hot are vampires right now? So hot, is how hot they are right now, but as everyone knows, Dracula is pretty much played out and the whole vampires-as-sexy-brooding-potential-lovers thing is already taken — what we need is a new angle on vampires. So let’s see… how about…

10 things to do for $10 this weekend, May 13 – 15, 2011

It’s been raining all week, which means everyone out there is probably getting a little antsy to get out into the world after holing up at home and ordering pizza. It also happens to be Friday the 13th, which, for anyone with a superstitious streak, means staying in for the…

Hometown pride: The Book of Mormon will open its tour in Denver

By every conceivable definition, Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s The Book of Mormon has been am unqualified success; in fact, considering the sold-out houses, the glowing reviews and the preposterous amount of Tony Award nominations the musical has garnered, it might even be the most successful thing the duo has…

The ten best children’s shows not meant for children

We miss Saturday mornings sometimes, when we would run downstairs filled with sugary cereal and spend the day watching cartoons and “educational programming.” Even though these days we’re well aware of the alphabet (some of us, at least — mostly those that don’t comment articles on the internet) and the…

O wise Master Yogi: The top ten quotes from Yogi Berra

Yogi Berra: the man, the baseball legend and the quote machine. Over the course of his life, Berra — born Lawrence Peter Berra on this very day in 1925 — has come up with countless expressions and sayings, golden nuggets in the English vernacular that are still quoted today in…

Art for the people: MegaFauna comes to roost at the Meadowlark

Rob Bell and John McCaskill of Derailed Ink, a small local t-shirt screen-printing business that’s had a fair amount of success with its sports-related tees, don’t have a problem with being small. It’s the pressure of big business that they don’t like. “We got tired of corporate entities dictating what…