Happy birthday, Heidi Montag: Your life sucks

It’s been a weird week for Colorado’s favorite prodigal daughter. On Saturday, in possibly the most depressing reconciliation ever to take place, Heidi Montag made up with until-recently estranged husband Spencer Pratt after — get this — the two were detained for twelve hours by Costa Rican authorities after two…

Help the itchy-O Marching Band crash the party at Kickstarter.com

Denver’s got its share of gate-crashing marching bands — something I’ve always said you can’t have enough of — but, hey, even flash-mobbing avant percussionists and electronic troublemakers wearing sombreros with Christmas lights have to eat. Scott Banning of the itchy-O Marching Band writes persuasively about that need:…

Browser game of the week: Halo 2600

We know the deal: You’re looking for ways to waste time at work, and we’re here to help you waste it. Hence, Browser game of the week, where we’ll comb the depths of the Flash game vortex and pick different games for you to waste away your Wednesday with. We’ll…

Interview: Ken Arkind, the “LeBron James of Denver Poetry”

In the past decade, Ken Arkind has seen the Denver poetry scene morph and evolve. A fixture in the local scene for a decade, Arkind has made multiple trips to national competitions across the country, bearing the banner of Denver poets from the Mercury Cafe and earning a title spot…

Gratuitous Randomness: Lawn gnomes

Because it’s a slow news day, each Wednesday, we bring you the best of our weird internetz world in a collection of loosely related items about whatever topic we happen to come up with. Today, in honor of the San Luis Obispo Police Department’s ridiculous press release warning parents about…

Preview: Nick Bantock works magic at the Museum of Outdoor Arts

Nick Bantock is charming and soft-spoken, hardly and at the same time every bit the superstar that he’s become, all because of the unique little idea he had twenty years ago for a book that’s also a collagist’s romantic assemblage containing pull-out letters and postcards, all loaded neatly between two…

Denver is a “Hotbed of Sex”

If you need more proof than just the general appearance of Westword’s editorial staff that Denver is a sexy, sexy city, then look no further than Men’s Health magazine, which confirms this week what everybody already knows: Denver loves the sex. We love the sex so much, in fact, that…

The Denver Zine Library brings an international tour into its new space

It takes a certain type of tenacity to be a zinester: an unmitigated openness, an unrelenting inquisitiveness, a borderline-pathological need for self-expression that’s undaunted in the face of limited resources. The Denver Zine Library knows all about that: After an extended absence with the majority of its collection in storage,…

Buntport Theater’s Moby Dick Unread benefit goes to a water-bound cause

Buntport — Denver’s funniest, cleverest, most low-key and least pretentious theater company — sets aside a benefit night for every production, usually to help a deserving local organization. Fittingly, with Moby Dick Unread, the company is wading into deeper waters. At Thursday’s 8 p.m. show, some ticket proceeds will go…

A spastic cat stars in your moment of schadenfreude

Cats. They’re like the most popular girl in high school: They’re aloof, they think they’re smarter than you, and the more you love them, the more they don’t care about you. Unlike the most popular girl in high school, though, you can amuse them endlessly by cutting a hole in…

Get lit at a craft beer neon sign art show

Though it’s your fault alone, you can blame Louisville’s Zeon Corporation, if you want, for your drinking problem. They’re the ones who make those mesmerizing neon beer signs that draw you in to bars and watering holes like flowers draw honeybees. In fact, the company, which has been around since…

Five new release picks for September 14, 2010

The media of today is hard to keep up with: It comes from so many directions and in so many forms that it’s next to impossible to keep track of your favorite artists, let alone new ones. Because we’re devoted to your convenience, we’re going to pick five things each…

The Seven Best TV Shows Set in Colorado

Television shows tend to be set on the coasts — in California or New York, usually. Anywhere else, and the show is often about that place as much as the characters: Miami in Miami Vice, Cleveland in The Drew Carey Show, or Cicely, Alaska, in Northern Exposure. So it is…

Neighborhoods: Old South Pearl Street

I go back a long way with Old South Pearl Street, and while it’s no longer as sleepy as it once was (that, by the way, is a good thing), it still exudes a heady mixture of old and new Denver: Brick facades and Victorian houses, shady trees and kids…

Photos: Cosplay at Nan Desu Kan, 9/11/10

Nan Desu Kan — “the premier anime convention of the Rockies” (read Cory Casciato’s excellent write- up here) — was held over the weekend of September 10-12, 2010 in Denver. And by far, the most popular event of the weekend was the cosplay (short for “costume play”) contest. Photographer Kate…

Doc watch: Jason Bosch is back… and so is ArgusFest

Jason Bosch sees activism as a way of life: The local champion of the great unwashed (and founder of the leftward-facing ArgusFest film series) seems to make no distinction between getting up in the morning and helping his fellow man. When he returned to town a little more than a…