Breast Friends

One of the greatest things God ever did was to give Eve boobs (Lilith probably had them, too). That was a fantastic move on His part. You can dress them up or dress them down, hide them or bring them out to play. They’re very useful to their owners when…

The Week in Fashion: May 10 – May 14

Thursday, May 10 Girls Night Out at Loft 22 Grab the girls and head over to this newish boutique in Larimer Square. They’re offering wine and chocolate, eye makeovers, chair massages, prizes, gift certificates and a Lizzie Sarah Jewelry trunk show. Loft 22 1410 Larimer Street 5 to 7:30 p.m…

Skull Society

The Chingaso Gear skull. After a spin through the local boutiques last weekend, Cat found a constant theme: skulls adorning everything. Skull boots, skull belt buckles, skull hoodies, skull camis, skull skirts, skulls, skulls, skulls. Welcome to the Day of the Dead, Denver – if only a few years late…

A (Window) Shopping Spree

No, this isn’t Cat — but it’s a delightfully kitchy coffee table. Cat and Cheese Bikini spent the weekend window shopping, scouting for interesting home and fashion items for Westword’s annual Summer Guide. Cat was on Tennyson and Tejon, Larimer Square, South Pearl and South Gaylord and South Broadway, and…

Martha Stewart Comes Home to Stapleton

Slideshow When Cat arrived in the office this morning, a sign of the coming apocalypse was sitting on her chair. In a couriered envelope — one that screams, “I’m important, the world could be ending, look at me” — was a press kit. Not just any press kit, but one…

UACK Transitions into Spring

The lovely Brandi Shigley and Cobly Bemis. The city’s fashionistas hit the town last night for Transitions: A Fashion Benefit for United Artists’ Coalition for Kids. Potential Fashions, Equillibrium Clothing, The Fabric Lab, Grae and Assemblage all sent looks down the runway. Brandi Shigley from FashionDenver.com was there, as was…

Mama Mia!

Whenever I’m having a bad couple of days, my mom sends me a grab-life-by-the-you-know-what card. Apparently, a mother’s job doesn’t end after an ungrateful son graduates, moves halfway across the country and doesn’t call enough. Suffice it to say, we owe our moms a lot. So Celebrate Mama today starting…

Togetherness

In the past, Walk for Israel, sponsored by the Allied Jewish Federation of Colorado, and Celebrate Family!, a Shalom Family staple, took place within a week of each other. This time around, representatives of the two organizations are combining forces to put on a single affair, today’s Denver Jewish Festival,…

Milan Calling

Is Boulder ready for a truly Europolitan experience? Italian fashionista Elena Ciccone asked herself that very question when she first opened her high-end Italian designer boutique in the West End area of the Pearl Street shopping district. As it turns out, the answer was yes: Six years later, the place…

Shakedown

Artist Aaron Hoffmeyer, aka “Chop,” is no stranger to First Fridays, and he has zero qualms about opining on the state of its suck-itude. “If you like Ansel Adams, it’s really nice,” he says, but pop-surrealist paintings of googly-eyed monsters are more his style. As an anecdote to the trite…

Believe This

Denver’s atheists won’t be honoring any Christian or pagan gods today for the National Day of Prayer, but they will be getting together to celebrate their community by hosting a blood drive. “It’s also sending a message about separation of church and state,” says Denver Atheists organizer Abel Francisco. “It’s…

Get L.O.S.T.

Members of the Historic Downtown Littleton Merchants association are always looking for ways to draw a crowd of shoppers, especially during the retail off-season. So last year, the HDLM came up with the Ladies Only Sample Tour. “I thought to myself, ‘What do ladies like to do?’ They like to…

Seeking Absolution

“I had just met this guy who disclosed to me that he was a male escort, and I just had a million questions,” says photographer Jeff Ball. “So we did a photo shoot.” But the experience felt too far removed, too inauthentic for what Ball wanted to accomplish: “I just…

Poetry in Motion

Anthony Guilbert is unhappy with the current state of poetic activism. “The image of the writer is not one that people really think of in the context of social issues,” Guilbert says. “They write things about these issues, but they don’t really go out and do anything. So I decided…

Morgan’s Magic

Morgan Adams died in the same month that I brought my adopted daughter home from China. She also attended the school where my kid, now a third-grader, is a student, a joyful place where Morgan’s memory still quietly walks the halls, padding through the hearts and minds of students and…

Spanglish Pentameter

“The costumes kick ass!” says José Mercado, executive director of the Labyrinth Arts Academy. “I don’t think Romeo will ever look as good.” Mercado is referring to Zoot Suit Romeo and Juliet, which plays for one night only at the Buell Theatre and features Ugly Betty’s Tony Plana. It’s your…

True Stories

It was only after National Guardsman Ryan Kelly returned from flying Black Hawk helicopters in Iraq that reading about the policy of rendition — when U.S. prisoners of war are transferred to the custody of a third party, with fewer restrictions on torture — inspired him to write rendition. “It’s…

Star Wreck

“We kept saying we’d do Star Trek meets The Love Boat, and it’s not quite that, but it did start as a joke that we all kind of stayed with.” That’s how Buntport Theater’s Evan Weissman describes the origins of Starship Troy, Season Two: Off Duty, the biweekly live sitcom…

The Last First

For the past four years, artist, arts advocate and art impresario Eric Matelski has been presenting the monthly First Monday Art Talk at Dazzle. But all good things come to an end, and so it is with this series: Tonight’s installment is the last. “America is a great arts place,…

Firmly Planted

For 365 days of the past 23 years, my mother has given me nothing but unwavering love, guidance and support. And in return, I have given her nothing but the most sincere store-bought Mother’s Day cards on exactly one day of each of those years. That is to say, I…

Scarf Power

WWII-era refugees-turned-textile-designers Zika and Lida Ascher took London by storm in the ’40s, creating screen-printed fabrics, Day-Glo mohairs and other mod innovations that remained popular in the world of couture through the early ’70s. But perhaps their most famous contribution came in the form of limited-edition scarves — they called…

Boating Party

It’s easy to watch the Boulder Kinetics videos on the KBCO website and dismiss the event as a bunch of wackos in weird costumes riding around in bizarre boats. But it’s way more fun than that. The “sculptures,” as the boats/land cruisers are known, must be lake-worthy and able to…