Bottled Poetry

Well-known wine writer and entrepreneur Alexis Lichine once said: “When it comes to wine, I tell people to throw away the vintage charts and invest in a corkscrew. The best way to learn about wine is the drinking.” And this week, our epicurean mayor encourages everyone to do just that:…

The Mourning After

In this day and age, it’s not uncommon to see some color instead of stark, unending black at a funeral or memorial service. But those who dared to don anything else at such affairs would have been socially ostracized in Victorian times. And wearing black wasn’t the only rule of…

Wish Ahoy!

If I got to make one wish, know what I’d wish for? The chance to meet a pirate named Jack. Well, Captain Jack, preferably. Maybe it’s Johnny Depp’s impish smile, or the devil-may-care glint in his gorgeous, bottomless eyes when he straps on the persona of Captain Jack Sparrow. Maybe…

On the Lighter Side

Artist Anna-Karin is all about the light in New Mexico. She left her home on the Baltic Sea to travel the world, and when she got to the Land of Enchantment, she was captivated by the Southwestern splendor. Ever since, she’s been using vibrant color to paint dramatic landscapes and…

On the Road

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan is funnier than its malapropic title — the audience with whom I saw the movie wasn’t laughing so much as howling — and even more difficult to parse. Eyes wide, face fixed in an avid grin, Sacha Baron…

What Would Jigsaw Do?

Milestone in Motion Picture History: On Halloween weekend 2006, Saw III grossed $34.3 million to become the Iraq War era’s bloodiest chart-topping torture movie whose victims don’t include Jesus of Nazareth. God or Jack Valenti only knows how this work of pure entertainment got away with an R rating “for…

Peasant Dreams

Almost everything about OpenStage Theatre’s production of George Bernard Shaw’s Saint Joan is superb, with the exception of the director’s basic concept — and that’s a very big exception. The cast, led by Jessica V. Freestone as Joan — a strange, stubborn young peasant woman of fifteenth-century France who emerges…

Other Options

The novel Phantom of the Opera was written by Gaston LeRoux in 1911. Although it has inspired several films, most people know the story from the massive, windy Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, with its throbbing score and astonishing special effects. Before that version hit, playwright Arthur Kopit and songwriter Maury…

Now Playing

The Big Bang. Sometimes it’s nice not to have to think too much, to just settle back and watch a couple of frenetically energetic guys working really hard to earn your good will — and your entertainment dollars. Oh, and to make you laugh. The Big Bang posits the following…

Down for the Count

Mayor John Hickenlooper’s predecessors made that whole mayoral-legacy business look like a snap. Federico Peña can be credited with many important things, including shoving the idea of a lower-downtown historic district down the throats of property owners, thus saving the neighborhood from being scraped for surface parking. And he became…

Colorado Classic Architects

Now that famous New Yorker Steven Holl is no longer involved with designing the courthouse portion of the Justice Center complex (see review, page 44), all the talk is about whether or not the local architectural firm klipp is up to the job. So it’s perhaps relevant to look at…

Sketches

Eugene Yelchin. Over the past several years, Singer Gallery director Simon Zalkind has often presented exhibits highlighting the work of Jewish artists who hail from the former Soviet Union. And for these exhibits, Zalkind has turned to Mina Litinsky, director of the Sloan Gallery in LoDo, who’s an acknowledged expert…

Impossibly Passable

Mission: Impossible III: Special Edition (Paramount) On the commentary track, director J.J. Abrams and star Tom Cruise sound like they’ve fallen in love; you might say they complete each other’s sentences, except that’s just Cruise interrupting the Alias creator, who rescued a franchise by streamlining it, lightening it, brightening it,…

Dejá Dance

Few phenomena are as hugely popular and bitterly mocked as the Dance Dance Revolution series. That’s probably because humanity falls into two camps: fleet-footed whiz kids and rhythm-impaired klutzes. This reviewer falls into the latter category, despite having seen Riverdance an unhealthy number of times. For a game that’s mainly…

Our top DVD picks for the week of October 31:

Baywatch: Season 1 (First Look) The Benny Hill Collection (Music Video Dist.) CSI: Miami — The Complete Fourth Season (Paramount) Down to the Bone (Hart Sharp) Future-Kill: Limited Collector’s Edition (Subversive) Ghost in the Shell SAC: Complete Collection (Manga) The Ghost Whisperer: The Complete First Season (Paramount) Hardcastle and McCormick:…

Fashion Conundrum: The Skinnies

Thanks to Audrey Hepburn’s Gap commercial, skinny jeans are everywhere this fall. But, seriously, The Cat’s Pajamas knows that unless you actually want to exaggerate those child-bearing hips, these things should only be worn by the tiniest of bulimics — and then only if they’ve got waif legs, too. So…

Personal Style: Hugh Grant

Hugh Grant wears a cape, and Cat knew immediately that she would cotton to anyone who wears a cape. But then she got the director of the Kirkland Museum of Fine & Decorative Art on the phone, and now she has a bit of an intellectual crush on him. He’s…

What to Wear Fridays: All Hallow’s Eve, Plan B

But you’re going to be cold, you say, in a strapless cocktail dress. Or maybe you need something a little edgier for that Halloween party than what The Cat’s Pajamas offered below. Problems solved: Just throw one of Lynne Bruning’s Wookie coats over your shoulders, and you’ll be ten feet…

What to Wear Fridays: All Hallow’s Eve, Plan A

The Cat’s Pajamas has always hated Halloween. She never liked having to dress up in some stupid-ass Tiger or Princess or Cheerleader costume. She was never much of one for make-believe, so the whole effort just somehow seemed pointless, even if candy was involved. There was this one time, however,…

Cool Your Heels

Some sage advice overheard at Moontime: “These girls wear $500 shoes and $300 bags into a bar and then get mad when some guy spills a beer on them. I tell them, “Then don’t wear $800 worth of accessories into a bar.'” The Cat’s Pajamas couldn’t agree more. Because if…

The Fast and the Curious

Over-caffeinated? Suffering from ADD? If you have a short attention span, you’re just the person Lauri Lynnxe Murphy has in mind for her latest project, SlideSlam. Tonight, she’s giving artists five minutes each to talk about anything they want — as long as every individual talk involves no more than…

In the Spirit

While Halloween focuses on being scared by unknown ghouls, its Mexican counterpart, El Día de los Muertos, is all about hanging out and partying with the ghosts you knew in life. Pirate Gallery, at 3655 Navajo Street, has a long tradition of honoring the holiday; soon after the art co-op…