Displaced boner: Is Jesus rocking a chubb in the Denver Post today?

Is that a suspiciously shaped tendon, Jesus, or are you just happy to see us? A tad nonplussed at the photo (above) the Denver Post ran today on page 14D of Rebecca Vaughan and Peter Illig’s “Celestial Navigation” — part of the artist’s Displaced show at Ice Cube Gallery, which…

Tonight: An art collector’s paradise at Sellars Project Space

What’s a secondary art market? It’s a sale of works that have been sold before and are back on the market. The advantage of buying these pre-owned works, from the collector’s point of view, is the clear picture it gives for a work’s resale value and present worth in the…

The best of the best of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 best-ofs

When Matt Vogl and Harrison Rains started Mile High Sci-Fi five years ago, Vogl says, “We agreed never to watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 ever again.” In many ways, their show’s premise is the same — screen terrible movies and make fun of them — but Vogl and Rains also…

Street Art: Do drugs? With your lady?

We are well aware that graffiti is not subject to the strict grammatical rules imposed on other art forms that, you know, involve words. But this proclamation found on the corner of Yale and University recently had us perplexed. Whoever scrawled these four choice, punctuationless words on a utility box…

Stupid ad of the week: Champ Thai Drink Co.’s working man

Thankfully, foolishness is a worldwide phenomenon. Otherwise when we would see another culture’s advertising on the internetz we might feel all dumb by comparison and end up sending them angry emoticons in their comment boxes — because we all know Emoticon is the universal language. But since people are crazy…

Rule Gallery to quit Broadway and move to RiNo

After more than a decade on Broadway, Rule Gallery, one of the city’s top contemporary art dealers, will be relocating in March to RiNo. Sky-high rents on Broadway have led owner Robin Rule to seek out a new spot for her twenty-year-old-plus business, and she apparently liked what she saw…

Overheard at Artopia

This past Saturday, at Westword’s biggest and undeniably bitchin’ art soirée, guests appreciated all levels of local talent. Artopia-goers also took in the large amounts of alcohol, causing thoughts from the silly to the profound to pour from their mouths just as smoothly as the booze flowed into their cups…

Photos: On Being a Woman at Wazee Union, 2/18/11

Last night’s On Being a Woman, a conglomeration of dozens of artists and performers of both sexes celebrating the female identity, was by all means a success. Spread throughout the maze of hallways and studio space at Wazee Union, Designer Baily Rose and community organizer and 2011 MasterMind Award Winner…

Everyone does it: Five unintended pop-culture pot moments on TV

Last week someone forwarded me this video of a contestant on Family Feud correctly guessing “a joint” would be an answer to the question: “what is something people pass around?” Host Steve Harvey’s hysterically ignorant reaction to just how popular marijuana is makes the video. Below are four other classic…

Studio Shots: David Zimmer

David Zimmer is a man of action and few words: A longtime figure in the Denver art scene, he’s something of an art alchemist who straddles a century in his enigmatic works, which bustle with strangely iconic curiosities and found objects, hovering half in and half out of the Victorian…

Stupid ad of the week: Pfister’s dreamy dream beds

Modern commercials rely on our collective impressions of happiness to catch our attention and tell us our lives aren’t good enough. This stupid ad from Pfister furniture does that with an almost sickeningly chummy, romantic dinner scene — but it has a twist, which is both slightly funny and slightly…

Hipster or Jesus? Boulder website attempts to answer eternal question

“Hipster or Jesus?” a new memeblog Denver Urbanist is linking to Boulderites Chris Znerold and Charlotte Myerberg may seem like all fun and games, but it actually highlights a major cultural challenge: How does one actually differentiate a precious ironic douchebag from the son of our Lord? After all, the…

Epic adventures in fashion at Artopia

Whatever else happened in the Denver arts world this year, one thing is certain: Fashion blew up like a balloon with a terrorist in it. At the forefront of that boom, of course, was Mondo Guerra, who took second place in this year’s season of Project Runway and first place…

Two compelling solos share space at Spark

There’s a pair of compelling solos at Spark Gallery (900 Santa Fe Drive, 720-889-2200, www.sparkgallery.com) that brings together two well-established Denver artists. And although their works are as different as night is from day, the exhibits go together well. On the west side of the gallery is Andy Libertone: Old…

Mixed Taste on Ice kicks off at MCA

The Museum of Contemporary Art’s wildly popular Mixed Taste series kicked off its first ever Winter series on Friday. For the uninitiated: MCA Denver invites two speakers on unrelated subjects to lecture for twenty minutes separately and then answer audience questions jointly. This week’s juxtaposition was Adrian Miller on Chicken…

Unsettling love: Mourning and human hair at Four Mile Historic Park

Love makes people do bizarre things. The acts we have come to recognize as the signposts of romance at its most fervent are nearly identical to the symptoms of mental illness: the racing thoughts, the gloriously inflated self-esteem, the nonsensical spending (compressed rock on a ring, anyone?), the promiscuity, the…

Photos: Dale Chisman in Retrospect

Before Dale Chisman’s death in 2008, the artist prepared a number of gigantic piece for a show that would never come to be — financial disputes arose around the work and a proper retrospective of his oeuvre has been on hold in the two years since — until now. In…

How to get my job: snow plow operator

We just had one of our first messy snow storms of the year, causing plenty of people to slip and slide around the streets of Denver and curse the snow gods and subsequently the snow plow gods. We decided to catch up with a snow plowman to figure out exactly…