The ten best songs by awful musicians

Stopped clocks are right twice a day. Geoffrey Arend is married to Christina Hendricks. Performance artists get federal funding. Canada is south of Detroit. People wear Google Glass and think they look awesome. Some things you just can’t explain, like how really shitty bands occasionally luck into recording splendid songs…

Purple Rain is still great, but the sound is terrible

Your copy of Purple Rain sounds terrible.That’s no knock against the music, that urgent, neon, bug-funk zeitgeist bomb Prince straddled and launched and screamed on as it blew up the world — kind of like what Slim Pickens did to that nuke in Dr. Strangelove, but with more cream. The…

London Grammar, Tycho, Amos Lee shows on sale this weekend

British synth pop trio London Grammar, who opened for Coldplay last May, headline the Gothic Theatre on Tuesday, November 25, and general admission tickets ($22) go on sale on Saturday, July 12 at 10 a.m. Ambient musician and producer Tycho will be at the Boulder Theater with Christopher Willits opening…

Warped Tour 2014: The five most interesting bands on the lineup

This summer’s Vans Warped Tour will boast some impressive and eclectic artists to draw fans of punk, hip-hop and hardcore right alongside the inevitable Hot Topic zombies. The venerable festival, hasn’t always evolved smoothly, but this year’s Denver lineup — the last stop on the tour — is particularly impressive…

Country music’s ten biggest douchebags

Mainstream country music gets an unfair rap as being universally over-polished and formulaic, a notion that artists like Kacey Musgraves and Eric Church obliterate every time they strap on their guitars. But there’s a granule of truth to the stereotype, and a particularly damaging subgenre — known as “bro-country” — is lending it far…

Rock and Roll Marathon Denver announces new course for 2014

The Rock and Roll Marathon series returns to Denver for the fifth time this October. Today, organizers announced a new route with a much larger footprint and a few new neighborhoods. Instead of a quick loop through downtown before a tangle out by City Park, this year’s race will head…

The five best concerts in Denver this week

Welcome back, Americans. We ardently hope you return to us full of leftover barbecue and slightly sunburned. There are a few good shows this week, starting with legendary jazz drummer Tootie Heath with his new backing band (two-thirds of the Bad Plus). They’ll play Dazzle a couple nights this week…

The eight best shows in Denver this weekend

The Fourth of July might mean fireworks, hot dogs and apple pie to some folks, around the parts music will be a big part of that. If you’re down with a 90-minute drive, there’s the South Park Music Festival, which kicks off today and runs through Saturday while Umphrey’s McGee…

Here’s why YouTube shouldn’t screw over indie labels

Starring an outraged Adele, an EU lawsuit and social media’s tendency to distort information, the “YouTube vs. Independent Labels” fiasco that’s played out over the past several weeks highlights most of what’s wrong with the Internet these days. In case you missed the brouhaha, here’s a quick recap: YouTube is…

Five must-see Colorado outdoor venues to check out this summer

It’s summer in Colorado which means it’s time to enjoy the outdoors before winter arrives again and the beautiful green fades to a snowy white. Summer also means the Denver-area concert calendar is packed, and thankfully, you can enjoy both mother nature and music in the same place this summer…

Six ways for degenerates to celebrate the 4th of July

Every red-blooded American with the day off will agree: the 4th of July is one of our nation’s finest holidays. While the historic significance is a no-brainer for our country, more importantly, it’s a day of excess and celebration as we’re expected to dutifully cram grilled meat and cheap beer…

Denver musicians sing the praises of their peers

Now that we’ve wrapped up the 2014 Westword Music Showcase and awards ceremony, we’re looking forward to spending the next twelve months getting our hands – and ears – on as much Colorado music as possible. We asked a number of local artists to talk about the peers they admire…