Mike Bestor as suburban superhero Golden Grillzilla: Kenny Be’s Hip Tip

Golden Grillzilla Real Name: Michael C. Bestor Occupation: City Manager Suburb of Operations: Golden, Colorado and sometimes Veliko Turnovo, Bulgaria Hair: Extensive Eyes: Telescopic vision Known superhero skills: Golden Grillzilla can endow himself with Class 100 coordination, enabling him direct responsibility for all of the facilities, services and the overall…

Super Freak Bandit ain’t Rick James, bitch

The Rocky Mountain Safe Streets Task Force has outdone itself this time. The office known for its clever names for at-large bank robbers has previously given us such memorable monikers as the H1N1 Bandit, the Tom Thumb Bandit, the Band-Aid Bandit and the recently charged Portfolio Bandit. But these handles…

Joyce Foster audio clip about missing children not Joyce Foster

Update, 1:58 p.m.: We’ve now received a statement from Joyce Foster and interviewed Kathleen Chippi, who was identified as the senator on KHOW — and since our 12:05 p.m. update, Chippi has tracked down figures to back up her assertions about missing children. Find the new material below the original…

Caregivers’ Cup: And the winners are…

Contrary to popular belief, Westword is a newspaper, not a dispensary or a marijuana grow — and anyone who’s looked in our shared refrigerator will tell you there are almost never any edibles around here. Yet the organizers of the annual Caregivers’ Cup chose to give Westword editor Patricia Calhoun…

Medical marijuana ban: Aurora City Council wants voters to approve one

Almost immediately after the passage of HB 1284, a bill to regulate the medical marijuana industry, and SB 109, intended to clarify the relationship between doctors and MMJ patients, attorneys like Jessica Corry made it known that lawsuits would challenge numerous provisions, including language allowing communities to ban dispensaries. That’s…

Cuervo, Cobra Starship and the Caregivers’ Cup ruled the weekend

We unleashed photog Aaron Thackeray on the city this weekend, and he came back with hundreds of photos from Friday’s 3OH!3/Cobra Starship concert, an after-party at Suite 200, the Cuervo Games on Saturday and the Caregivers Cub on Sunday. See the photos at westword.com/slideshow…

Lost‘s group-hug-of-the-dead finale: What did Denver think?

Final episodes of beloved series are criticism magnets — and last night’s Lost closer, in which the castaways, all of them dead, happily gathered in a church in order to “move on” together, was no exception. Was the resolution a brave and sincere declaration of faith all too rare on…