Kenny Be’s Sign Language: Sun sets on hand-job van

Viewers don’t even need to look at the rooftop ladders to know the van pictured above belongs to a person who is handy. This northwest-Denver-parked paint job tells us that the vehicle’s owner is resourceful in the handling of materials and fearless about getting his hands dirty. There is a…

University of Colorado’s Chip named mascot of the year

Yes, it’s true. Chip, the University of Colorado at Boulder mascot, has earned top honors in the 2010 Universal Cheerleading Association’s mascot competition — making him a back-to-back national champ. Dan Hawkins sure as hell can’t say the same. The clip above served as Chip’s award-winning entry to the UCA…

Everybody must get zoned: Kenny Be looks at Denver’s new zoning rules

The new zoning code is now online and awaits your review. With building restrictions across the city that are all new! The revamped code guarantees that you won’t suffer alone, because everybody must get zoned. The new context-based zoning code completely transforms the planning office into a McZoning service counter…

Medical marijuana coverage: Latest hysteria over… fake IDs?

  Yesterday, we told you about an alleged medical marijuana robbery that was misreported — and the anger of a dispensary owner over what he saw as sensationalized coverage of the weed industry in general. Last night, an ideal example of this phenomenon appeared on Channel 31 — a hyped-up…

Scott McInnis, Jane Norton portray themselves as Scott Brown 2.0

Republican Scott Brown’s comfortable victory last night in the Massachusetts Senate race has proven that, this year, anyhow, Republicans are capable of winning anywhere. Jon Caldara for Congress in Boulder, anyone? No surprise, then, that the state’s two leading Republican candidates — gubernatorial hopeful Scott McInnis and senatorial wannabe Jane…

School board races (and school reform, in general) sure are expensive

The final tally of money raised in last November’s contentious Denver Public Schools school board election is in. And according to Education News Colorado reporter Nancy Mitchell, that tally is “jaw-dropping.” The three non-incumbent candidates who won seats on the seven-member board raised a total of $312,191. The bulk of…

Denver Blogs: Without Chauncey Billups, the Nuggets blow

It’s okay to read Denver blogs if you’re not from Denver. We won’t tell. Denver Stiffs’s Andrew Feinstein breaks down the good, bad and ugly of the Nuggets’ 2009-2010 season’s first half, noting that without Chauncey Billups, the team is “rudderless.” Hope it’s clear sailing from here. The Colorado Independent’s…

Latest beheading victim: a horse (made of fiberglass)

What is it with beheadings all of a sudden? Last week, we told you about a Boulder break-in during which a woman’s betta fish was decapitated. And now, a Longmont couple reveals that the head of their beloved fiberglass horse has been separated from its body. According to the Longmont…

Mason Tvert wants Denver’s pot laws to be more like Seattle’s

Forget California dreamin’. These days Mason Tvert, the media-savvy founder of SAFER (Safer Alternative For Enjoyable Recreation), has been dreaming of Washington State — where the good city of Seattle just rolled out a citywide marijuana measure that Tvert’s been pushing Denver to implement for years. In a letter recently…