Denver Blogs: Is it John Hickenlooper or John Hickenritter?

Despite what Craig Ferguson says, reading Denver blogs won’t make you poop funny. Colorado Pols sees plenty of signs that John Hickenlooper will soon launch a bid for Colorado’s governorship — including Republican boss Dick Wadhams dubbing him “Hickenritter.” Which is not nearly as funny a name as “Dick Wadhams.”…

Who hates health care reform in Colorado? Everybody!

According to the New York Times, Colorado is America — at least when it comes to our opinion of health-care reform. Which ain’t too positive right now. “In Colorado, Craving Reform of Health Care and Congress,” published yesterday, quotes an array of average folks in Denver and Fort Collins with…

Craig Ferguson says Denver makes him poop funny

Craig Ferguson, host of CBS’s Late Late Show, specializes in oversharing — an approach that frequently leads to comic gold. He did so again in this past Friday’s broadcast, when he mentioned that he planned to spend the weekend in Denver. Why? It was a secret, he says in the…

Kenny Be’s Yard Arteology: The stuff that dreams are made of

The study of neighbors through their lawn ornaments… Figure 45. Harvey Park: The Maltese Falcons hint at a gardener who may be digging with a Sam Spade. The yard art pictured in figure 45 looks like a folksy, old-timer style of garden display, until the viewer notices the blood-red paint…

Colorado law: Banjos be deadly

Everyone knows that banjos are awesome. But are they also deadly? According to Colorado law, that depends on how you use them. If you use your banjo for, say, pickin’, you’re all good. If you use it for hittin’, such as in the case of 33-year-old Joseph Stancato, you’re not…

Over the Weekend: Night riders

Photographer Aaron Thackeray ventured into the wild on Friday night for a glimpse of Denver in action; see his photos on the slideshow page. Also, Kiernan Maletsky climbed Mt. Hipster on Saturday night, taking in the Bad Weather California/Pink Hawks/Pictureplane show at the Hi-Dive. Read his review on the Backbeat…

LEGO Universe’ new game trailer is, um, sorta scary

As we noted in this week’s cover story, Louisville game developer NetDevil is hoping to hit the big time with a family-friendly version of World of Warcraft thanks to its upcoming game, LEGO Universe. Most of the game’s development has been hush-hush, though the company released the first official game…

Jane Norton has trouble with the S-word — as in Ken Salazar

Senate candidate and former lieutenant governor Jane Norton is the latest GOP leader to blast Secretary of the Interior Ken Salazar’s proposed energy reforms. The vitriol is pretty shrill — she refers to “new, draconian reforms,” as if the government was about to start beheading oil executives. Yet it’s also…

Shmucks of the Week: Dads

Dads are always doing embarrassing shit. That’s just a rule. With my dad, it was usually his clothes, which were always about a decade off and a few shades too bright. But sometimes he inflicted his lack of style and grace on me, by sending me to school with my…