In the Colorado House, leaders must be followers

You might think that the departure of a rising star among state Democrats would be a bigger deal than this Post story suggests, but state representative Kathleen Curry and party leaders seem eager to downplay Curry’s decision to change her voter registration from Dem to unaffiliated. The move will strip…

Happy, Happy New Year

You won’t see much us on the blog for the next few days. Why? Because we are already drinking and don’t plan to stop until early Monday morning. In the meantime, check out our New Year’s Eve listings for suggestions on what to do to bring in 2010. Or, read…

2009 Hall of Shame

Richard and Mayumi Heene They did it for the show! And for a few days this fall, it was the greatest show not just on earth, but in the airspace above. On October 15, Richard and Mayumi Heene — veterans of the reality TV series Wife Swap — called authorities…

Need a ride on NYE? Check out this lawyer’s deal

Michael Sawaya has your number — and it’s the number of any cab company in metro Denver. If you grab a cab on New Year’s Eve rather than getting behind the wheel after having too much to drink, he’ll reimburse you for that cab ride. All you have to do…

Mile Highs and Lows: Medicine Man, LLC

This dispensary has closed. As Colorado’s medical-marijuana industry grows, marijuana dispensaries of all types and sizes are proliferating around the state. Some resemble swanky bars or sterile dentist offices; others feel like a dope dealer’s college dorm room. To help keep them all straight, Westword will be offering a no-holds-barred…

Stormy weather at the Governor’s Energy Office

The Governor’s Energy Office will consider a protest by a nonprofit agency into the state’s decision to award a $9 million weatherization grant to a rival organization. Rocky Mountain SER, which provides training and jobs for disadvantaged segments of the population, complained after GEO announced on December 1 that it…

Five ways to (tree)cycle your tannenbaum

Christmas is over. Fold up the stockings, chug the rest of the egg nog and start planning for how you’re going to dispose of that tannenbaum. You could take the easy way out. Starting Monday, Denver’s Treecyle program will cart away your tree for free, provided that you strip it…

Kenny Be’s Yard Artreology: Decorating the tree for New Year’s Eve

The study of neighbors through their holiday decorations… Everything about the tree in the picture above says “five minutes to midnight” on New Year’s Eve. Here is the work of a yard artist who has clearly drank enough $500 bottles of Champagne to see that “tree looks like a lady.”…

Jobbed: New Year’s Day Masseuse

Having trouble finding work? You’re not alone. Follow Jobbed every week as we troll for the weird, the wacky and the worst of what the recession-era world of job ads has to offer. The Job, as posted online: New Year’s Day Masseuse Responsibilities: Seeking a relaxing massage for one or…

Antarctic Support Contract delayed for a year

Nearly three months after the National Science Foundation was supposed to announce who had won the thirteen-year, $2 billon Antarctic Support Contract, the federal agency has acknowledged to bidders that the award will be delayed by at least a year. Centennial-based Raytheon Polar Services currently holds the contract, which it…

Jared Polis: Second verse, same as the first

Jared Polis is both a politician and a poet — and he sent two self-penned poems with his holiday greetings. The first, which you can read here, is a retrospective look at 2009. The second comes with this message from the congressman: “May 2010 bring Comprehensive Immigration Reform to our…

Twitter Tuesday: Eric Elkins, our featured Twit

This week’s featured Twit is Eric Elkins, a local writer, blogger, CEO of a social media company and “avowed narcissist.” He caught our attention on Twitter because he’s one of those Twits that’s just everywhere — he seems to know everyone, and everything going on, all the time. He’s always…

Graffiti vandal KOZE sentenced

Timothy Barajas, the cagey graffiti writer known as KOZE, was sentenced Tuesday to two years of probation and 180 days in jail, half of which will be suspended as long as Barajas doesn’t commit any new crimes. He was also ordered to pay $1,360.66 in restitution. The sentence was much…

Kenny Be’s Yard Arteology: Holiday decorating for everyday yard art

The study of neighbors through their holiday decorations… Look to the left center of the picture above to find the everyday western-themed yard art hiding behind the countless candy canes and wire reindeers. At first, the bronze animal looks like a small bison, but with prolonged staring begins to look…