Indoor fireworks for all you shut ins

Everyone loves fireworks (right?), but not everyone loves the hassles inherent in enjoying them. Maybe you’re an agoraphobe, or braving crowds of patriotic drunks sounds like just a little too much effort — or maybe you just got so high that there’s no way you can deal with people right…

Today’s featured event: Go Fourth — multiplied

Can’t believe you’re still at work? Get out. It’s time to plan your fabulous July 4th weekend, so here’s what you should do: Go hang out with a marg at Mezcal and ponder. You could even have some fun along with the relaxation: There’s a Beyond José tequila education night…

Shmucks of the Week: The threesome from hell

I have very few rules in life. Don’t eat ice cream right before bed, unless you want heartburn. Don’t watch Jimmy Fallon right before bed, unless you want heartburn. And never, ever, under any circumstances, get high and drunk on a Monday night and have a threesome with another dude…

Change of focus for IWantMyRocky.com

Back in December, when IWantMyRocky.com debuted, John Ensslin, one of numerous Rocky Mountain News employees who helped launch the project, described the website as “more of a rally-the-troops kind of thing, where people can post their comments or even videos.” Although the site succeeded in that respect, the enthusiasm and…

Video: Hey, kids, let’s have some fun in gas masks!

There are some memories from elementary school that just seem to stick in your mind: The time Tanya broke her arm on the tire swing… the gym teacher singing “Wind Beneath My Wings” at the school talent show… all that hilarious farting. But after watching the video after the jump,…

July 4: What you can blow up and where

So you want to set some shit off this weekend? Because different jurisdictions have different rules, fireworks that may be perfectly lawful on one block may be illegal on the next. Most items that neither explode nor leave the ground are permissible in Colorado. But in Wheat Ridge, all fireworks…

Q&A with Moon director Duncan Jones

Moon, which opens on Friday, July 3, at the Mayan Theatre, is a low-budget science-fiction film that shoots for the stratosphere using ideas, not computer graphics and flashy effects. That it does so well with so little is a testament to the performance of Sam Rockwell, as an astronaut (or…

The Rockies-Dodgers series: Moral victory or reality check?

I argued earlier this week that the Colorado Rockies had a chance to establish themselves as true contenders during this week’s three-game series against the Dodgers in Los Angeles. “If the Rocks get swept, they’ll know they still have some work to do before reaching an elite level. Ditto if…

Why Coloradans need to get fatter

A new survey finds that Colorado has the lowest percentage of overweight adults in these United States, and the tenth lowest percentage of obese children. But is that a good thing? Not according to student Shane Neely, who in late 2007 presented a speech in a Boulder classroom entitled, “Why…

Auto-industry downturn even hitting car thieves

During difficult economic conditions, crime usually goes up — but not last year. Yesterday, the Colorado Bureau of Investigation released stats showing a 6.1 percent decrease of major crimes from 2007 to 2008, led by a 22 percent decline in car thefts. Denver Police Department spokesman Sonny Jackson suggested to…

Beating Caplis and Silverman in the Ward Churchill debate

Another Ward Churchill court appearance, another opportunity for KHOW talk-show hosts Dan Caplis and Craig Silverman to portray the controversial professor, who yesterday argued for reinstatement to his University of Colorado at Boulder job, as the gray roots of all evil. Kudos, then, to a caller bold enough to present…

From the week of July 2, 2009

“That’s the Way the Cookie Crumbles,” Joel Warner, June 25 Going to Pot I just read “That’s the Way the Cookie Crumbles” and wanted to compliment Joel Warner on such a well-written piece. I read the entire story and was very impressed.  My daughter and I always read Westword and like…

A new book puts Colorado’s political sex scandals on the spot

There’s nothing like a good sex scandal to clear out the political pipeline. They’ve killed some careers (goodbye, Eliot Spitzer) and launched others (hello, Barack Obama, who won his Chicago Senate seat after his opponent, Jack Ryan, faced a messy divorce-and-sex-club disgrace with actress Jeri Ryan), and gotten the whole…

The Westword.com blog shortcut, July 1 edition

Hotter than July? Or exactly as hot as July? Today in Backbeat Online: • Last Night’s Show: Meese at Twist & Shout. • DJ Vajra announces new project, offers free mix for download. • Flier of the Week: Get Down at Beta Friday, July 3. • Remembering Tickle Me Pink’s…

Denver Blogs: His wings are not clipped

We went blog picking. These, as always, are the fruits of our labor. If we left something delicious hanging on the branch, drop it in our basket. My god, this metaphor is tired. Will the Birdman fly the coop? Here’s hoping no. (Pickaxe and Roll) Independence Day: A lovely day…