The Westword.com blog shortcut, June 25 edition

Greetings and salutations. Today in Cafe Society: • Denver’s Ritz-Carlton is puttin’ on a happy hour! • Today: A celebrity cook-off, wine-tasting event and the kick-off to Telluride’s wine festival. • Red Trolley rewards you for your ice-cream gluttony. • A closer look at LoHi Steakbar. • Candy Girls: Skwinkles…

Denver Blogs: Actual people get actual jobs (allegedly)

Our daily blog roundup. Missing something? Send it here. Consider yourself stimulated: Federal dollars have created dozens of new transportation jobs in Colorado. (Face the State) Marilyn Musgrave’s loss had more to do with Marilyn Musgrave, less to do than that other bullshit she’s been trying to sell. (Colorado Pols)…

Twits Unite! Tweetup tonight at Wynkoop Brewery

I mentioned this last week in my Twitter Tuesday post, but in case you missed it, there’s a tweetup tonight from 6:30 to 9 p.m. at Wynkoop Brewing Company. In other words, a bunch of people who kinda-sorta know each other from Twitter will be hanging out, drinking beer and…

Today’s featured event: Phil Goodstein haunts Washington Park tonight

Denver native and historical-raconteur-about-town Phil Goodstein probably boasts the most encyclopedic mind for local history that you’ve ever encountered: Whereas other Denver experts expound on it, Goodstein gushes, spouts, lives, breathes and obsesses about its every detail, whether aloud on his well-known history walking tours or in print in any…

Colorado Ethics Watch identifies state’s good, bad and ugly

No need for Mike Coffman to thumb through “Ethics Roundup: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 2009,” a new report by Colorado Ethics Watch, in order to look for his name. Even though CEW brought a complaint against the congressman for actions he took while serving as Colorado’s Secretary…

Q&A with Unmistaken Child director Nati Baratz

Unmistaken Child, which opens tomorrow, June 26, at the Mayan Theatre, is a remarkable documentary about a fascinating ritual of Tibetan Buddhism: the search for a reincarnated master in the body of a child. Tenzin Zopa is chosen for this task after the 2001 death of 84-year-old Geshe Lama Konchog,…

Arrive alive: Don’t make videos as you drive I-25!

Talking on a cellphone and driving: bad. Texting and driving: really bad. Making a video and driving: off the friggin’ charts. This clip, posted on YouTube earlier today, purports to show bad traffic on I-25, and it does. But the stopping and starting, coupled with erratic zooms, repeatedly makes it…

Swift beef recall: Beware of tainted “Butt Ball Tip”

Yesterday, Greeley’s own JBS Swift Beef Co. recalled over 41,000 pounds of meat contaminated with O157:H7 E.coli bacteria, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Food Safety and Inspection Service. The stuff went out on April 21 to enterprises in Colorado and a dozen other states ranging from California to…

This weekend, just say no to porn

If there were an award for the catchiest first paragraph in a press release e-mailed to Westword this week, the one from Laguna Beach-based New Life Ministries would win it, no contest. “As the pastor stepped up to the podium to preach his Sunday morning sermon, he opened what he…

Frontier Airlines’ Grand Junction fly-by sadly predictable

The purchase of Frontier Airlines by Indianapolis’ Republic Airways Holdings will likely lift the carrier from bankruptcy, and that’s a very good thing. But the possibility remains that Frontier could move its corporate offices out of Denver in the sort of cost-saving tactic that’s already prompted the cancellation of a…

Lakeside’s Cyclone coaster gets even scarier

Anyone who’s ever ridden the Cyclone at Lakeside Amusement Park can testify to the terror it produces. Sure, other roller coasters boast bigger vertical drops or more severe twists and turns. But the Cyclone, whose cars zip along a vintage wooden track, produced more dread than the vast majority because…

The Colorado connection to the Mark Sandford scandal

For political junkies, and the sort of folks who can’t resist slowing down as they pass car wrecks, the sight of South Carolina Governor Mark Sandford revealing that he’d spent the better part of a week canoodling with his Argentinian mistress was riveting comedy-drama. So, too, were the ultra-sincere, equally…

From the week of June 25, 200

“Invasion of the Bike Monsters,” Kenny Be, June 18 A Vicious Cycle I thoroughly enjoyed Kenny Be’s spread identifying the different types of bicyclists. He nailed it. In terms of enforcement, these “bike monsters” seem to be neither fish nor foul, not abiding by either vehicular or pedestrian rules. I’ve never…

A Mural? In the Santa Fe Art District? Unacceptable!

Art, they say, is in the eye of the beholder — and the beholders in the Art District on Santa Fe can be tough critics. That’s what Marcos De La Torre discovered after he hired Justin (no last name, please) of Ill Resist to paint an unusual interpretation of an…