Hilarious panhandler sign of the day

If you have a mother-in-law who needs to get Kimboed, make your way to the I-25 South Broadway entrance ramp. This gentleman is eager to help. — Joe Tone…

Denver Post offers oddball endorsement of Obama

Dan Haley. In 2004, the Denver Post gave George W. Bush the most intellectually contorted endorsement imaginable, in part because MediaNews Group head man and Post publisher Dean Singleton, a personal friend of Dubya, more or less big-footed the editorial board into boosting his pal. (“Choice Cut,” an October 2004…

Mike Coffman’s latest misstep: a Pat Waak-bashing op-ed

Mike Coffman. Colorado Secretary of State Mike Coffman’s been on a roll lately. First, his office didn’t respond to a New York Times article claiming that thousands of names may have been illegally stricken from Colorado’s voting rolls — a public-relations botch he subsequently chalked up to “miscommunication.” Shortly thereafter,…

Buttoned Up: McGovern for Queens

Write your own punchline. Editor’s note: To get you in the mood for ballot-casting, The Latest Word is kicking off each weekday between now and the November 4 election with Buttoned Up, a look at political buttons from my family’s extensive collection… Frankly, I have no idea to what this…

That’s one way to get onto I-25…

“Hey, this isn’t the carpool lane!” Intrepid city gazer/DenverInfill blogger Ken Schroeppel spotted a curious scene this morning. According to Ken, the car seen here was unoccupied; the owner parked on Central Street above the highway to pop into Masterpiece Deli for some grub. Unfortunately, he left his car in…

Denver ambulances using wrong response time standard, says Denver Auditor

Denver Health, the city’s safety-net hospital, has been operating its ambulance service under an inadequate response-time standard, according the city watchdog. The Denver Auditor’s Office on Thursday issued an alert to Mayor John Hickenlooper and various Safety Department agencies, warning that Denver Health paramedics are striving to hit response-time goals…

The Westword.com blog shortcut, October 17 edition

Conor Oberst in concert. We’ve got your pre-weekend bloggery all lined up. Today in Backbeat Online: • Conor Oberst, of Bright Eyes fame, captured on stage at the Ogden Theatre. • A live review of M.A.N.D.Y. at Beta. • Our Friday Rap-Up feature, spotlighting nerdcore rapper ytCracker. It’s crisp. Today…

Update: Denver Police make arrest in Gabriel Pico death

Bryan Coe. As noted in “Glacially Paced Investigation into DNC Visitor Gabriel Pico’s Death Finally Moving Forward,” the Denver Police haven’t exactly set any records when it comes to charging someone in the August 30 incident that took the life of Gabriel Pico, 41, a member of California’s Pechanga Tribal…

A vote for Mark Udall is a vote for Europarodo

“I’m Mark ‘Frenchie’ Udall and I approve zis message!” The strangely cheery flier appeared in the mail last week. “Europe, it sure is a nice place to visit…” read its cover, emblazoned with pretty pictures of beautiful tourists spots across the pond. By golly, it sure is! The flier was…

Get prepared for Bill Ayers robocalls

“Hi, my name is Robbie, and I’m with the John McCain campaign…” Yesterday, Shannon Barbare of Greenwood Village visited the Huffington Post and stumbled upon a Sam Stein piece entitled “Wave Of McCain Robocalls Reported, Some May Violate State Law,” which warned about an initiative launched yesterday “to alarm voters…

Top ten signs you’re a cougar

After his near-fatal attack at Comedy Works South, Adam Cayton-Holland has cougars on the brain. So, he presents … The Top Ten Signs You’re a Cougar 10. Given the choice of marinating chicken breasts in Italian dressing or barbecue sauce, you chose AXE Body Spray. 9. You’re in real estate,…

New York Times not letting Mike Coffman off the hook

Mike Coffman. On October 9, the New York Times published a startling article claiming that 37,000 people had been purged from Colorado’s voting rolls since July 21 — a charge to which Colorado Secretary of State Mike Coffman, who’s running for Congress in the safest district imaginable, didn’t respond prior…

Is the National Republican Senatorial Committee giving up on Bob Schaffer?

Bob Schaffer. In Wednesday’s Rocky Mountain News, Republican senatorial candidate Bob Schaffer insisted that his race against Dem Mark Udall isn’t over despite polls showing him trailing his opponent by a gaping fourteen points. But according to The Atlantic’s Marc Ambinder, the National Republican Senatorial Committee disagrees. In “NRSC Pulling…

Abortion opposition meets Burma-Shave

The West Bowles Avenue side of Light of the World Catholic Church in Littleton. From 1925 until 1963, Burma-Shave, a then-popular shaving cream, promoted its products using sequential highway road signs that drivers could eyeball as they motored past. For example, one six-sign pitch from 1952 read as follows: “The…