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On Friday, September 21, at Shove Chapel, on the Colorado College campus, a memorial will be held to remember Mario Valdes, the man largely responsible for turning Colorado Springs’ KRCC-FM into the city’s foremost public radio station. He died of lung cancer on September 14. He was just 54. As…

Jonathan can’t fold his socks into pairs. He can match one with its partner, but he physically can’t unite the sock mates into a ball of cotton. “Will you show me that again?” I pick up two white crew socks, one in each hand, line then up straight and tuck…

Everyone complains that the Emmy Awards—heck, most Award shows—are staid, over-long affairs that just don’t earn their three-plus hour block of prime time anymore. Viewers (not to mention reviewers) look for anything that’s remarkable—whose dress sucked (Hayden Panettiere), who made the best unscripted quip (Elaine Stritch), and who brought the…

Hotel Colonial Grenada, Nicaragua Subject: The Nicaraguan Pistol Team “Do you want to shoot an AK-47?” I was perusing the racks of brochures in the hotel lobby here in Grenada, about 45 k’s south of Managua, when the man asked me this question. He was obviously a “Nica”—a local—but his…

Here’s a brief look at some of the items America is desperate to learn about today: Spiral Frog Free music that won’t get you slapped with an RIAA subpoena! This ad-supported service promises unlimited downloads of music from its 700,000 song library. It works for TV, so why not? Of…

Another week, another game, another chance to fake your way into Bronco fandom with a few choice lines. Try getting the lonely guy in the Broncos cap at the bar chatting with these lines and see if it doesn’t get you a free drink. It’s worked for me more than…

So I was driving this weekend when Great White popped onto my radio — specifically its cover of the highly enjoyable Ian Hunter song “Once Bitten Twice Shy,” which became the band’s only top ten hit in 1989. Given how many times I’ve heard the tune over the years, I…

Mike Shanahan is an asshole — but he’s our asshole. The whole notion of icing a kicker about to attempt a game-winning field goal likely goes back to the days when the pigskin was actually covered in a pig’s skin. But no one’s ever timed a time-out more irritatingly, and…

Channel 12 personality Aaron Harber may be many things, but he’s not Barbara Walters — so landing a one-on-one with General David Petraeus the very week the military man made his long-awaited report to Congress about the American adventure in Iraq was quite a coup. The interview, first reported in…

Tech geeks have lately been calling Denver one of the most detailed 3D cities around. Probably thanks to Mapquest being based here (not to mention a new in-town Google office) our fair city has become one of the testing grounds for fancy new three-dimensional map environments. What does that mean…

One spring night in 2006, Evan Makovsky and his wife, Evi, walked the 16th Street Mall from the Residence Inn on Champa Street to California Street on their way to a fundraising dinner at the towering new Hyatt Regency Denver at the Colorado Convention Center. The couple, who live in…

Pedestrians are the key to downtown Denver’s future, which is why they’re such a big part of the new Downtown Area Plan, a twenty-year growth strategy released in July. “Every decision is focused on how to facilitate pedestrians and bicycle usage in downtown,” says John Desmond, vice president for urban…

Animal abuse is alive and well in San Francisco’s Chinatown. I learned this firsthand while strolling through that clustered web of streets and alleyways. It was Saturday, late morning, and Chinatown was hemorrhaging Asian hordes. I was floored. Denver just doesn’t have Asians like this. Sure, we have a few,…

Whatever grand plan developer Evan Makovsky comes up with for Block 162, construction won’t start for several years, at least. In the meantime, the Downtown Denver Partnership has launched the “Ultimate Urban Space” initiative. The non-profit organization is asking community members to e-mail suggestions for creative temporary uses — including…

With its 21-cents-a-mile fee, the E-470 tollway doesn’t exactly sound the siren song of the open road. Still, a new ad campaign features Coloradans waxing poetic about the thoroughfare. The promotion, dubbed “ME-470,” is the result of an American Idol-inspired contest that asked the toll road’s users to write stories…

Although the Democratic National Convention doesn’t open in Denver until August 25, 2008, press coverage in these parts makes it seem as if the balloons are just about to drop. There’s hardly an edition of a local daily newspaper or a nightly newscast that doesn’t include some tidbit of DNC…

“Tag the Fag,” Adam Cayton-Holland, September 6 The Crying Game I always enjoy Adam Cayton-Holland’s writing, whether it’s his weekly column or another contribution. I don’t know how old he is, but his tone strikes a chord with me (I’m 28). The latest What’s So Funny? only further confirms that…

Old people and young people have a natural rivalry, like cats and dogs. Except cats don’t turn into dogs eventually, so it’s not quite the same. Anyway, at least since lawns were invented, old people have been yelling at kids to get off theirs. And kids have been wishing old…

It’s weird how you people out there think. I mean, I can write the worst, most scurrilous things about some beloved local vegetarian restaurant and you let it go by without comment. I can pen a fawning crush note to some rinky-dink taqueria and if I hear anything from the…

Here’s a brief look at some of the items America is desperate to learn about today: Leave Britney alone Video blogger Chris Cocker completely loses it and goes on shrieking, sobbing, incoherent tirade inveighing people to just please, please leave poor Britney Spears alone. Looks like Britney’s remaining fans are…

A distinct odor greeted the visiting dignitaries as they donned hardhats and toured Alpine Waste’s spanking-new, $5-million recycling plant in Adams County this afternoon, a dumpster away from Furniture Row. A warm, ripe, garbagey odor, probably from the food residue clinging to the tin cans being sucked off a conveyor…