TV History: McFly Flips Out on Letterman

I saw this Letterman segment when it first aired in 1987 and I’ve never forgotten it. Crispin Glover, in platform shoes and a bizarre wig, freaking out and nearly staving in Letterman’s head with a roundhouse kick. Who knew George McFly was such a fucking nutter? — Cory Casciato…

You’ve Come a Long Way, Kenny Be

It was 25 years ago that Kenny Be first graced the pages of Westword with his warped sensibilities. To celebrate this milestone, here’s that first comic, now digitized and immortalized on the Web. Also make sure to check out the print edition for Kenny’s own take on his quarter century…

Mr. Wizard Not a Wizard With Life*

There are two things I will remember Mr. Wizard (a.k.a. Don Herbert) for: 1. He was responsible for my mother beating my ass when I tried one of his experiments (It was the one where you suspend a glass of water upside down from a plate. It didn’t work and…

Tin Star Cafe & Donuts

When I stepped back outside, the wind had picked up. The fuzz from the cottonwood trees was blowing so thick down the street it looked like a freak summer snow storm, but the rain wasn’t far behind. I walked back down the boardwalk and crossed towards the water, looking for…

An Interview With Dana Gould

Comedian and writer for The Simpsons Dana Gould will be appearing at the Comedy Works this weekend. Westword’s Adam Cayton-Holland recently interviewed the prolific comedian about everything from his start in stand-up, to the upcoming Simpsons movie to the brilliance to the second-to-last episode of The Sopranos (Not the last…

Can’t Bring DerMarr Johnson Down

The Greenwood Village cop that tasered Denver Nugget DerMarr Johnson at the Purple Martini in the Denver Tech Center early Saturday morning should’ve known it would take a lot more than a little shock to bring the big man down…

Finland 1, Colorado 0

This intriguing map from Strange Maps correlates the GDPs of various U.S. states with those of similarly productive foreign countries. Our home state matches up with Finland, which leads to some interesting comparisons. We here in Colorado are used to hearing about our inability to fund higher ed, health care…

Bottlecap’s Brew Brawl in Africa

6.7.07 Johannesburg South Africa Airport Chief, I think we might need to set up a permanent bureau on that island to keep a lid on that rascal lawyer Werner. Those biz class upgrade chits he sold me were totally bogus and all I could use them for was to get…

The Bloodflow Quickens at the Post

The buyout packages accepted by sixteen Denver Post staffers don’t become official until June 15 — but the broadsheet is already taking steps to reduce its staff by the equivalent of 21 more positions. As noted in an e-mail sent out under the signature of Post editor Greg Moore on…

World Naked Bike Ride – Denver

Everyone was standing around the front patio at the secret meeting spot on Pearl and Ninth Avenue. A few people knew each other, others introduced themselves amiably. A man rides up and immediately says, “Hi everyone, I’m Gary. I’m going to wear my boxers, is that alright?” Usually an odd…

Moore on the Post Buyout

For weeks, insiders at the Denver Post have predicted that the broadsheet wouldn’t be able to convince 37 employees to take its latest buyout offer — and judging by a June 9 e-mail from Post editor Greg Moore (pictured), they were right. Moore’s tone may be optimistic, but the bottom…

The Sopranos Should Have Stopped Believing

The last episode of the landmark HBO series The Sopranos wrapped on June 10 in a manner calculated to piss off longtime boosters and latecomers alike. The final scene took place in the sort of small restaurant established as a prime whacking locale by The Godfather and uncounted imitators that…

Spanish Ex-Pat Suckers

06.06.07 London Heathrow Airport Chief, A damn good thing you didn’t send along that wire-transfer, because the German attorney turned out to be a total fraud. I would also say that The Professor is a long, long way from the friendly confines of academia. I should have known he was…

Bill O’Reilly is Donald Duck

It’s hard to know who deserves the most blame: Bill O’Reilly’s staffers, whose apparent lack of research really hung their boss out to dry, or O’Reilly himself, for blustering on ignorantly in a manner that confirmed just about every negative thing his critics say about him. Then again, the segment…

Would You Like to Play a Game? Soviet Arcades Revealed

During the ’80s, I was doing what pretty much every other kid in the country was doing. I spent my days pumping every quarter I could lay hands on into the arcade machines that profilerated across America. My nights were spent cowering in fear of imminent nuclear annihilation at the…