Lame Excuses

Park County, which borders sprawling Jefferson and Douglas counties, is where Colorado’s genuine horse country collides with the commuters of the Front Range who dream of pastures and idyllic canters through the mountain woods and meadows. So it’s no surprise that equine matters there can escalate into turf wars. That…

Schmitz Happens

One day last week, LoDo artist Jorg “Peter” Schmitz accompanied his girlfriend, Ingrid Pfennig, on a shopping trip to the Cherry Creek Mall. “He was trying to get her to buy all these slutty things,” says an employee of one trendy clothing store. “When she hesitated, he told her, ‘You…

Off Limits

Lifestyles of the rich and infamous: The most telling statement yet to emerge from the calamitous Greg Lopez/Spicer Breeden/Peter Schmitz encounter came from one of Schmitz’s collectors last week. Learning that the alleged artist had just been indicted in Lopez’s death, he asked hopefully, “Do you think my piece is…

Thinking Big-Screen

Jim Goble is obsessed with drive-ins, with what he calls “the atmosphere of the huge screen looming up out of the ground, looking at a wall of cars parked out there, even the gravel crunching under your feet.” So obsessed, in fact, that at the age of 47, he was…

The Win Crowd

Westword writers and editors took home prizes in a string of national, regional and local writing contests this spring. The International Society of Weekly Newspaper Editors announced last week that Westword editor Patricia Calhoun has received the Golden Quill Award, presented annually to the country’s best opinion writer. Calhoun won…

Sacred Blue

On June 24 the good people of Quebec will celebrate the feast of Saint Jean, commemorating the good works and the martyrdom of John the Baptist. Those conversant with the New Testament, or–failing that–who’ve seen a couple of Cecil B. DeMille movies, know that Jesus Christ began his public life…

Letters

Court and Spark Karen Bowers’s article on Peter Schmitz, “I Know Nothing,” in the May 30 edition, gave fascinating insight into a world almost too bizarre to be true. Apparently, truth is really stranger than fiction. So Schmitz’s grandfather, Otto KranzbYhler, who defended war criminals at Nuremberg, thought the trial…

Walk Softly and Carry A Big Hockey Stick

You think the Avalanche won big Monday night? The real game begins when the triumphant hockey team’s owner, Ascent Entertainment Group, tries to have its cake and ice it, too, by freezing out any objections to its revamped plans for the Pepsi Center. But if this city’s track record is…

Still Kicking

On the practice fields at Westminster City Park, as Denver’s newest pro sports team–the Colorado Rapids–runs through a few hours of drills quietly and with great discipline, one is struck by something amazing. These guys seem like ordinary people. There’s no doubt the players on the field are superb athletes,…

Guarding the Private Parts of a Public University

The spate of sexual-harassment controversies on the Boulder campus may have tarnished the University of Colorado’s reputation, but there’s still one area of endeavor in which CU leads the pack. When it comes to bureaucratic flimflam in response to requests for public information, nobody does it better. By state law,…

Fear and Groping in Boulder

Jennifer Miller had put up with all she was going to take. An employee of the University of Colorado for almost thirty years, she’d risen from the ranks of the typing pool to a high-profile, $42,000-a-year job on the administrative support staff. But they couldn’t pay her enough to turn…

One of Our Gas Stations Is Missing

The Denver Metropolitan Major League Baseball Stadium District is a few bricks shy of a load–and of a promise. After the stadium district took apart a historic gas station brick by brick, it was supposed to painstakingly rebuild the structure outside Coors Field as part of a salute to the…

Not Licked Yet

Billy Mullins has found faith. “The justice system of this great city has finally realized,” he begins, “that it was a bunch of fuckin’ lies conjured up about us.” Actually, he’s still a little bitter. Recently, after some deliberation, the city’s justice system concluded that Mullins did not commit several…

Calling All White People

When Denver Public Schools began forced busing to desegregate the city’s schools just over two decades ago, the reaction of many white parents was swift: They left. In 1974 nearly 54 percent of the Denver student body was white. By late last year, when the district was released from federal…

Off Limits

What the puck? In honor of the Stanley Cup, the Rocky Mountain News has dubbed its sports section the Hockey Mountain News–but Hokey might be more appropriate. It certainly describes Saturday’s column by Rockies first baseman Andres Galarraga, who used his weekly space not to discuss batting averages, or baseball,…

An Affair to Remember

The sexual-harassment suit against US West that arose out of former US West employee Robert Harlan’s murder trial has taken a bizarre turn in U.S. District Court. In the past three months, many of the case’s numerous plaintiffs have struggled to find new legal representation because of the revelation that…

Great Day for a Hike

Jerry Storm, the Colorado Wildcats’ No. 1 fan, has been going to games for five years now, so he’s seen it all. He’s watched women get into fights in the stands. He saw the Cats’ Thomas Stubblefield rush for 2,000 yards in 1994. He once saw an opposing player belt…

Letters

Mark Her Words I salute Patricia Calhoun for her May 16 “Razin’ in the Sun,” about losing Zeckendorf. At least someone is watching–and writing about–what’s literally going down here. Jody Ross Denver In his May 30 letter, Tyler Gibbs chides Patricia Calhoun for “perpetuating the suspicion that DURA and the…

I Know Nothing

I’m doing a good job of being disappearing,” LoDo artist Jorg “Peter” Schmitz says in lilting, German-accented English. He sounds proud of the accomplishment, and perhaps he should be. Schmitz is the man of the hour, the person whom everyone–including members of a Denver grand jury–wants to talk to. And…

Seeds of Discontent

On the blue-dark evening of May 13, 1995, Craig Williams stood on the porch of the single-story ranch house he’d built twenty years ago. To the south, east and north, his wheatfields promised a bountiful year; the stalks were thigh-high already, their tips clustered tightly with beads of grain. As…

The Senator’s Son Was Indiscreet

Senator Hank Brown’s selection of Greeley attorney Walker Miller to fill a federal judgeship in Denver won’t surprise those who know that the men’s personal relationship extends back to their college days in 1957. But the senator may well owe Miller more than just a debt of friendship. Miller was…

Taking a Powder

Last week Jet Aspen, the start-up airline that was to ferry powder-hungry passengers from Los Angeles and other cities to Aspen, Telluride and Montrose, filed for protection from its creditors under Chapter 11 federal bankruptcy laws. Despite publicity and millions of dollars it raised, the Virginia-based company never got off…