Colorado law: Banjos be deadly

Everyone knows that banjos are awesome. But are they also deadly? According to Colorado law, that depends on how you use them. If you use your banjo for, say, pickin’, you’re all good. If you use it for hittin’, such as in the case of 33-year-old Joseph Stancato, you’re not…

Bonnie and Clyde robbing banks in Greeley? Kind of…

The number of bank robberies in the metro area of late has apparently reached such heights that mainstream media can’t keep up. Example: Last evening, my wife and some of her colleagues were dining at restaurant off Wadsworth when the credit union next door was held up — and even…

Charlie Sheen’s lack of charges: Only in Aspen?

Last time I checked, Aspen was still nominally associated with the rest of Colorado. But its legal system sometimes has about as much to do with what happens elsewhere in the state as, well, the microstate of Liechtenstein has to do with Madagascar–not much. And that’s plenty of reason for…