Charlie Sheen will serve thirty days in Aspen jail, says TMZ.com

It took quite a while for Aspen authorities to formally accuse actor Charlie Sheen of wrongdoing following his December arrest for allegedly assaulting and threatening wife Brooke Mueller. But if TMZ.com is right, locals managed to make a charge stick. The site is reporting that Sheen will plead guilty to…

Robert Laurencio Montoya’s MySpace nickname: Devil Nero

An arrest affidavit for Robert Laurencio Montoya is filled with one shock after another regarding his relationship with Kayleah Wilson, the twelve-year-old Greeley girl found dead last week. And now, it turns out that Montoya’s MySpace page, still active at this writing, refers to him as “Devil Nero.” His mood…

Kayleah Wilson video tribute — with music by Slaughter

Approximately 400 people said goodbye to Kayleah Wilson at a memorial service in Greeley yesterday — the same day eighteen-year-old Robert Laurencio Montoya, who reportedly had a sexual relationship with the late twelve-year old, was in court on a sexual assault charge. In the meantime, tributes to the girl continue…

Bad Hatter Bandit turns FBI into fashion police

After outdoing itself earlier this week by way of its moniker for the Super Freak Bandit, the Rocky Mountain Safe Streets Task Force, the agency charged with nicknaming local bank robbers, has taken on a new beat: fashion policing. Note that its latest alert focuses on a scofflaw dubbed the…

Super Freak Bandit ain’t Rick James, bitch

The Rocky Mountain Safe Streets Task Force has outdone itself this time. The office known for its clever names for at-large bank robbers has previously given us such memorable monikers as the H1N1 Bandit, the Tom Thumb Bandit, the Band-Aid Bandit and the recently charged Portfolio Bandit. But these handles…

Kayleah Wilson Facebook page becomes loving memorial

As we pointed out about this time yesterday morning, the friends and family posting on the Prayers For Kayleah Wilson’s Safe Return Facebook page were trying to maintain hope even as they were preparing for the worst. Unfortunately, the worst is what they got: Greeley officials confirm that a body…

FBI Denver’s most wanted criminals: A photo gallery

Back in March, we shared a photo gallery of criminals with Colorado connections who landed on the FBI’s Ten Most Wanted List during the roster’s sixty-year history. But the FBI’s Denver branch has a most wanted list of its own — four murderers and one attempted murderer whose capture remain…

“Takeover-style” robbers hit Bank of the West in Northglenn

Usually, the FBI doesn’t highlight bank robbers until after the Rocky Mountain Safe Streets Task Force has given them a nickname — like the H1N1 bandit, the Tom Thumb Bandit, the Band-Aid Bandit or the alleged (and just-captured) Portfolio Bandit. But in the case of the three men who robbed…