Man who brings guns to party gets hammered, literally

Remember that old saying about how you shouldn’t bring a knife to a gunfight? Well, apparently bringing a hammer to a gunfight works out better — or at least it did on Saturday night in Wellington. A man reportedly showed up at 8410 N. Third Street with a couple of…

Shmuck of the Week: The Blockbuster Stabber

We’ve all been there: Stuck in a job we hate, dreading showing up for even another day. There are ways to grin and bear it, but sometimes that isn’t enough. Sometimes you know just showing up will break you, and you’ve gotta stay away for a day. There are plenty…

At Club Posh, the fun ends when the gunfire starts

Club Posh, at 4040 E. Evans, debuted on February 20, and judging by our slideshow from opening night, a good time was had by all. But the fun was less universal during the early hours of November 1, when Halloween revelry ended with three shooting victims: one found by Denver…

Have you been pulled over by the worst police impersonator ever?

How convincing a cop was a 24-year-old Colorado Springs man currently being held on felony police-impersonation charges? Well, the vehicle he used was a gray 1995 Cadillac sedan, the sort of car preferred by eighty-year-old retirees or ride-pimpers getting ready for Cinco de Mayo, not the police. Instead of a…