Carmelo Anthony and son (not) mauled by lion at the Denver Zoo

Denver Nuggets star Carmelo Anthony took his two-year-old son, Kiyan, to get up-close-and-personal with some wild beasts at the Denver Zoo last month, prompting his fiance, former MTV VJ La La Vasquez, to wonder if Melo was having a Michael-Jackson-dangling-Blanket-off-the-balcony moment…

The Year in NSFW Denver (NSFW) (duh!)

It’s an NSFW world out there, and while the City of Mile Highness is no New York or SF when it comes to going shirt- or pantless, things do occasionally get a little saucy around these parts. Here, the most popular NSFW selections from westword.com in 2009…

Denver Public Library to crack down on scofflaws in 2010

Attention literary scofflaws, Anne of Green Gables hoarders and people-who-lose-shit-in-the-backseats-of-their cars! The Denver Public Library is out to teach you a lesson in 2010, and the lesson goes a little something like this: Borrowing library books is a privilege, not a right — and if you eff with that privilege,…

Twitter Tuesday: Elisabeth Rappe, our Twit of the Week

Today’s featured Twit is Elisabeth Rappe, a local film blogger who writes for Cinematical. Rappe caught our eye on Twitter (where she can be found as @ElisabethRappe) because she is one of the rare members of that fabled species, the Geek Girl. In other words, she blogs (and tweets) about…

Full Spectrum Labs takes the mystery out of those meds

One of the biggest stumbling blocks with the local medical marijuana industry is the lack of quality control. Other than taking a dispensary worker’s word for it, it’s impossible to know just how powerful is that sample of OG Kush is — or, for that matter, if it really is…

Top ten events of the decade, as covered by Westword

It’s the time of the decade when we look back at the events that stood out from the more typical sound and fury of life in general. But a simple list of incidents doesn’t reveal nearly as much about these happenings than do reports from the time when they were…

Top 10 Colorado feuds of the decade

Most people just go along to get along. But every once in a while a hellacious disagreement — about principle, turf, money, or who cut the cheese — makes for an old-fashioned Western display of rootin’-tootin’ feudin’ and cussedness. The most memorable Colorado showdowns of the past ten years involved…

Pooch + pacemaker = Merry Xmas

Meet Guido. He is quite possibly the luckiest dog in all of Adams County — because of all the costly and peculiar gifts people lavish on their pets this time of year, Guido got the best one of all. A pacemaker…

Kenny Be’s Hip Tip: Food bank for destitute realtors

December is a difficult month for the real estate industry. Sales are way down, and an agent loses the ability to find food at open house events. To assist the saleless, the Food Bank for Destitute Realtors needs the following items…..

The Oakland Raiders get Denver by the jock strap

We’re still shell-shocked by yesterday’s Broncos game against the Raiders, but not because the Broncos lost. No, we’re dealing with the PTSD from seeing Raiders player Tommy Kelly’s color-coordinated job strap (above). I’m guessing the shock may have had something to do with why the Orange and Blue lost as…

Over the Weekend: Home for the holidays

Christmas came early for fans of local music. On Friday, 93.3’s Hometown for the Holidays took over Andrew’s Pub, with The Heyday, Epilogues and Churchill. On Saturday, 3OH!3, Meese, Photo Atlas and the Pirate Signal filled up the Fillmore. See photos of it all on the slideshow page…

Medical marijuana players prepare to (figuratively) storm the Capitol

If Colorado dispensaries seem a little empty tomorrow, that’s because anyone who’s anyone in the business will likely be at the University of Denver, where Sensible Colorado, a drug-reform advocacy group, will be holding a stakeholder’s meeting from 1 to 4 p.m. at DU’s Student Forum, 2255 East Evans Avenue,…

Three things not to be: A prison guard, pregnant and charged with rape

Corrections officers aren’t supposed to brutalize the inmates in their custody, but they’re not encouraged to be too fond of them, either. The system frowns on “inappropriate relationships” between staff and prisoners — and such dangerous sexual liaisons tend to lead to explosive scandals, like this one and this one…

Erik Osborn found guilty, faces up to 24 years in prison

We’ve chronicled the story of disgraced One Lincoln Park developer Erik Osborn, who was accused of stealing from partners such as “Dealing Doug” Moreland and talk-show host Tom “Lou from Littleton” Manoogian, in a May feature article and a series of blogs accessible here. The latest development? Osborn has been…