NFL Midseason Update

Somewhere in the not too distant future, the Department of Homeland Security will be able to ferret out terrorists based only on a series of questions about the NFL. Consider this: Last month’s Patriots-Cowboys game drew 30 million viewers, making it not only the most watched sporting event of the…

Best of Westword Winners From 1987

In 1987, Westword published its fourth Best of Denver issue, a celebration of the city that saluted everything from the Best Place to Park Downtown (with the office-building vacancy rate at 30 percent, one lot had slashed its prices to ten cents a day!) to the Best Place to People-Watch…

Delegating Denver #15 of 56: Hawaii

View larger image. Hawaii Total Number of Delegates: 29 Pledged: 20 Unpledged: 9 How to Recognize a Hawaii Delegate: Hawaii has always been considered a paradise on Earth. Not only for its stunningly beautiful landscape, but also for the hospitality of the state’s residents. The descendants of the early Hawaiians,…

Sorry, John Denver: West Virginia is not Almost Heaven

John Denver may have considered West Virginia to be almost heaven, but the people who live there prefer to think of themselves as wild and wonderful. After months of debate, and two online and telephone polls, the citizenry of West Virginia has chosen ”Wild, Wonderful” rather than “Almost Heaven” as…

Day 4: Wherein I Secretly Pine for a Date to The Big Dance

Blake Mooney was recently laid off from his job at NewMediaCompany.com and has somehow found some time to give a glimpse into the week in the life of a man on the dole. This is his story. Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday: With the exception of big name athletes entering free…

A Split Decision for Mighty Mouse

The Preble’s meadow jumping mouse weighs less than an ounce and hibernates for almost seven months of the year. But it’s a regular Godzilla in environmental circles, smashing developers’ plans up and down the Front Range and generating no end of controversy. Today, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service unveiled…

Don Vito Goes Down the Hard Way

Kudos to Sue Lindsay of the Rocky Mountain News for her brilliant article detailing the October 31 shenanigans involving Vincent “Don Vito” Margera, who received two guilty verdicts related to groping incidents at Colorado Mills mall last year. Lindsay’s piece absolutely mopped the floor with the Denver Post’s far less…

Letters to the Editor

“Mr. Wizard,” Jason Sheehan, October 25 The Golden Rule If any restaurant reviewer is up to the task of appraising Westminster’s astounding O’s Steak & Seafood restaurant and its chef, Ian Kleinman, it’s your Jason Sheehan. Few, if any, critics have his mix of relevant traits: experience, fair-mindedness, honesty and…

No Bull

This month, Jack in the Box returns to Colorado with a new store in Golden, followed by locations in Arvada, Parker and Aurora. That’s big news, and not just for people who love greasy tacos and burgers on sourdough bread. The San Diego-based fast-food chain was fairly well represented here…

Bringing Sexy Back

If someone where to ask me, “What do you want on your tombstone, Adam?” I would make some hilarious joke about cheese and pepperoni and then say the actual epitaph, which would be this: He held up a mirror, and allowed us to see ourselves in a way that, while…

The Ice Man

In the middle of a table in Konrad Steffen’s office at the University of Colorado at Boulder sits a strikingly beautiful globe made of hand-carved gemstones. Steffen, a geography professor, knows very well that sooner or later the globe will have to be revised. The coastline will shift, swallowing the…

Harold Squared

On Channel 31’s October 28 late newscast, correspondent Leland Vittert presented a hard-hitting exposé on beer — specifically, the oceans of brew consumed by LoDo patrons during a weekend that saw the Colorado Rockies host the Boston Red Sox for two games of the 2007 World Series. After revealing that…

Partly Sunny

From the back yard of the house, Sean Hauze and Adam Rude can see the Washington Monument and the Capitol, but the thrill of that view wore off long ago. The University of Colorado students have been in Washington, D.C., for well over a week, scrambling with a dozen teammates…

The Rockies: Memories of Bad Public Relations Past

The media’s coverage of the Colorado Rockies’ remarkable late-season surge is put under the microscope throughout the November 1 Message column. However, there wasn’t enough room in the petri dish to fully discuss the dubious performance of the team’s public-relations personnel, as well as past problems spelled out in a…

Day Three: Wherein I Take Stock of My Daily Routines

Blake Mooney was recently laid off from his job at NewMediaCompany.com and has somehow found some time to give a glimpse into the week in the life of a man on the dole. This is his story. Monday Tuesday Wednesday: Everyone knows if you’re a male and you find yourself…

Stephen Colbert Thinks the Rockies Struck Out With Rocktober

As noted in this blog, TV comics have been ripping the Colorado Rockies ever since the Boston Red Sox snuffed out their late-season winning streak in brutal (and widely televised) fashion. But Comedy Central satirist Stephen Colbert, host of the regularly hilarious Colbert Report, deserves special praise for criticizing one…

Top to Rock Bottom 10

The night after the Colorado Rockies were swept out of the World Series, the late-night comics started hitting the team out of the park. First Stephen Colbert took aim at the Rockies’ attempts to copyright “Rocktober,” and then David Letterman offered up his Top Ten Colorado Rockies Excuses: 10: “Even…

Pie Hole in the Wall

Bill Ward, the club guy behind Slim 7 at 1443 Larimer Street and owner of Denver’s new, and until recently unnamed, pizza restaurant in the alley between 14th and 15th streets on Larimer Square, has finally settled on a moniker: the Pie Hole. Ward had been fighting for his right…

Hulk Smash Puny Halloween Decorations!

For Alek Komarnitsky of Lafayette, Colorado, holiday decorations aren’t just a hobby, they’re a way of life. A very, very insane way of life. Komarnitsky became a local hero four years ago when, as part of his neighborhood Fouth of July parade, he drove his nine-foot-tall inflatable Incredible Hulk doll…