Adrian Dater’s Anti-ESPN Rant

The June 28 Message column features excerpts from an anti-ESPN screed Denver Post sports writer Adrian Dater put on the newspaper’s blog, and his superiors quickly removed. Fortunately, a keen-eyed reader saved the text before it disappeared entirely. Below, feast on Dater’s entire piece, which kicks ass and names names…

You Do the Meth

Someone was at the front door. Miranda’s two-year-old daughter rushed toward it, figuring that her father was home. But then the door burst open, narrowly missing her, and the toddler saw that it wasn’t Daddy after all. It was a SWAT team. Armor-clad police officers stormed inside, weapons drawn. They…

Adrian Dater Flames ESPN

Online blogs supposedly give newspaper writers a greater opportunity to express themselves personally and creatively — but as Denver Post sports writer Adrian Dater recently learned, freedom has its limits. Dater recently penned “Here’s a Shout-Out to ESPN Sports Reporters, Another Name for Leach or Lamprey or Something Much Worse…

Mile-High Low

I never really cared much for Friends. Sure, I harbored a quasi-psychotic obsession with Jennifer Aniston in the early days of the program, but so did every other adolescent male in America. I vividly recall the day that Rolling Stone came out with her on the cover all kinds of…

Trigger Happy

Don’t point the gun at anyone you don’t want to shoot,” Jon Caldara advised the crowd assembled for the fifth annual Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms Party hosted by the Independence Institute on Saturday. And with that, he sent the troops off to shoot clay pigeons — and the breeze —…

Letters to the Editor

“Dog Days,” Adam Cayton-Holland, June 21 You Dog! Too bad Duane Chapman didn’t show. I’d love to see him kick Adam Cayton-Holland’s sorry hipster butt. Suzi Meyer Denver Please note for your readers that the date with Dog last Friday was canceled to combine it with Peer 1’s Ride on…

Breaking: Mayor’s Mouthpiece Resigns

Only three months after replacing Lindy Eichenbaum-Lent — the mayor’s popular former press secretary who chose a reduced role as senior advisor to the mayor after coming back from maternity leave — Marlena Fernández Berkowitz resigned her post. No word yet on who might replace her — or who might…

What If You Had a Pageant and Nobody Came?

In Colorado’s weedy, parched backyard (aka Wyoming), the odds of winning the state beauty pageant are pretty goddamn good — about one in four, to be exact. The annual pageant managed to scrape up just four contestants this year. Four. I wish I could chalk this up to the good…

Thai-ing the Knot

Five American men now have Thai branches on their family trees thanks to a Denver-based agency that helped them find the love of their lives overseas (“From Denver, With Love,” March 2, 2006)…

Road Trip: Around The World In a Toyota

Days on the road: 134 Miles traveled: 6,034 Current location: Bangkok, Thailand The World By Road founders Steve Shoppman and Steve Bouey left Denver five months ago to embark on their drive around the world (“Road Warriors,” January 25). So far, they’ve crossed New Zealand, Australia, Singapore, Indonesia, Malaysia and…

Terra Ramirez Denied

Teresa Ramirez hasn’t yet mustered up the muscle to tell her 21-year-old daughter Terra that any hope of getting out of prison early is as gone as her freedom…

We Ain’t Gonna Stop

Here is the podcast of the in-studio radio interview I did Saturday with Greg Hollenback of 850 KOA. The topic was this week’s Westword cover story on graffiti. I talked briefly about the culture, history and lingo of the scene, while callers predictably accused me and Hollenback of glorifying vandalism…

Ride to Live

Elitch Gardens shut down its Tower of Doom ride Friday after an accident on a similar “freefall tower” at a Kentucky amusement park resulted in a 13-year-old girl having both of her feet lopped off by a loose cable…

Rockin’ with the Browns

For many months after the 1999 killings at Columbine High School, Randy and Judy Brown were steeped in a special kind of misery. They had tried to warn the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office about Eric Harris and his penchant for bombs and threats a year before the attack, only to…

Spotlight: Soulful Pride @ AfroBlu

Afroblu, a monthly after-hours dance party (also a Westword Best of Denver winner), is celebrating PrideFest with Soulful Pride. DJs Musa Baily, Segue, RJ Duran and Mathew Bandy will be spinning AfroBeat, Deep-House and NuSoul from 10 p.m. until 5 a.m. at the Flying Dog Brewery. After spending all day…

Peter Boyles Street Art?

Since we’ve been hitting the graffiti tip so hard this week, I thought it important to point out that not all illegal street art is done by and for young folks – why it can include the middle-aged talk radio audience!…