OFF LIMITS

Don’t let the fax get in the way: Ears must still be ringing in the office of Lynn Graves, US West Communications staff manager in Denver. Last month Graves’s office sent a memo to phone company area managers in Colorado and Wyoming that noted the following: “The traditional summer service…

STRIKE?! YOU’RE CRAZY!

When baseball was the national pastime, the owners smoked two-dollar cigars and the players, even the underpaid ones, went to work with smiles on their faces. In the reserved grandstand (tickets three bucks), fans drank beer out of real bottles, and there was no need to cut them off in…

LETTERS

Dress for X-cess I thought Patricia Calhoun’s June 8 column, “Wake Up and Smell the Coffee,” kicked butt, to borrow a phrase from Jim Norris. I only hope that he and the workers from Sound Warehouse continue to show the courage of their convictions. As many of us from the…

LAST RIGHTS

In most places the disappearance of a low-level city panel would register barely a blip on people’s personal radar screens. But most places aren’t Colorado Springs, where every civic move seems to be invested with enough meaning and symbolism to provide work for a generation of laid-off Kremlinologists. The panel…

JUDGMENT DAY

It’s hard to say precisely when things started falling apart for Denver lawyer David L. Smith. A good guess might be mid-July 1992, after he filed a request in federal court to take the deposition of a dead man. Smith, who was representing plaintiff Geana Dunkin in an employment-discrimination suit…

THAT HITS THE SPOT!

Jack Kern is in his customary spot: at the counter of the last White Spot restaurant. He has been one of the faithful for so long that he forgets when it all started. Eight years ago, maybe? At first he came in for a cup of coffee, but he soon…

OFF LIMITS

Crook or Creek? Your ignorance is bliss to the Cherry Creek North Business Improvement District. Ten days ago the business association faxed information to local merchants alerting them to a couple of robberies and a car theft that had occurred in the chichi shopping district the week of May 22…

BORROWING THE WORLD CUP

Soccer is the game nearly 83 Americans love. When the World Cup kicks off next week in nine far-flung U.S. cities, it might have trouble outpointing badminton, ice-fishing and furnace repair in the Nielsen ratings. Aside from a guy named Pele, who retired years ago, your average Yanqui imperialist cannot…

PHONE “PALS”

Old and lonely, Mabel Smith sat in her Denver apartment, looking forward to the telephone calls from her “friends”–those sweet young people who would inform her about the wonderful prizes coming her way. “You’ve won a car, Mabel!” “Mabel, you’re the winner of our $20,000 grand prize!” “You’ve been selected,…

MAKING THEMSELVES HEARD

Cliff Moers went to a boarding school in Colorado Springs, but in some ways it might as well have been on another planet: The teachers insisted on using one language while the students used another. Now Moers is trying to start a charter school in the Denver area that would…

A MATTER OF PRINCIPAL

The outgoing senior-class president of Denver’s Manual High School blames the principal for the fracas that marred the school’s centennial graduation ceremonies on May 29. The principal blames the kid and the kid’s mother. The media blames Kinshasa Sayers, the graduating senior who commandeered the microphone. And meanwhile, Sayers says,…

AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER

It began as a standard, if violent, date-rape case. The issues were muddied when the alleged victim admitted to an affair with the Denver detective who investigated the case. It became even more complicated when, after the rape charge was dismissed due to the affair, the woman vowed to sue…

LETTERS

Another Crest-Fallen Reader I guess Robin Chotzinoff could be a male, but somehow I feel that’s not the case. Anyway, I loved her May 25 story on Crest Distributing, “A Facade in the Crowd.” I have passed that place so many times and yearned to go in. Usually it was…

KILLING TIME

part 1 of 2 Bob and Elisabeth Boccardi of Colorado Springs have spent the past two decades trying to rescue their son Richard. When the boy was three, that meant seeking professional treatment for his hyperactivity. When he was an adolescent, it meant going to bat for him when he…

KILLING TIME

part 2 of 2 Robert Gardner III was adopted in Pennsylvania shortly after his birth in March 1974 and given the name of his adoptive father, Robert Gardner Jr. His parents dubbed him “Robby” to distinguish him from his dad and from the host of “Bobs” they knew. “It was…

OFF LIMITS

Lobal warming: It was just a year ago that Colorado lost one of its living legends–T.D. Lingo, the Fifties folksinger known as “The Drifter” who won a bagful of money on Groucho Marx’s TV show and used it to buy the top of Laughing Coyote Mountain outside Black Hawk. There…

JUNIOR ACHIEVEMENT

The latest wisdom among baseball pundits, most of whom have not swung a bat since Little League, holds that soon the game must produce the most appealing athlete in the country in order to regain its high perch as the national pastime, to restore the mythic dimension that faded away…

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL HIPPIE

Computer programmer Jack Woehr considers himself a “candidate for the Nineties.” Running for the Democratic nomination in the 6th Congressional District, a seat occupied by incumbent Republican Dan Schaefer, Woehr is mounting a computerized campaign that includes press releases by E-mail and contributions solicited over Internet. Despite those high-tech flourishes,…

LIGHTS! CAMERA! LAWSUIT!

Mark Robinson’s arrest last year was a rock ’em, sock ’em, action-packed, real-life cop adventure chronicled in both Denver dailies and broadcast by Channels 2, 4, 7 and 9. And if you liked that, you’ll love the sequel: a federal lawsuit brought by Robinson in April accusing law enforcement agencies…

LETTERS

All Bets Are Off Regarding Karen Bowers’s “Laws of Chance” in the May 18 issue: Great story on the gambling community’s problems. Just what the hell did those people expect? Instead of finding creative solutions to economic problems, the first thing they lunge for is legalized gambling. We now have…