Dear Mexican: Is the U.S. Government Waging a War on Latinos?

Dear Mexican: I’m writing about an epiphany I had recently about government-sponsored clamors for crackdowns on immigration, especially against members of a certain race/creed/color/ethnic group. It seems that whenever there is a cacophony of support for deportation and closing our borders, there’s also a war going on that’s going rather…

An Open Letter to Donald Trump: “Enjoy the Swordfish and P*ssy”

Everyone in the country’s talking about Donald Trump, including local comic/entrepreneur Andy Juett, who shared this letter he wrote to the Republican presidential candidate:  Dear Donald Trump, I am a nobody. A single father who has delivered mediocre sex to a spectrum of women. Some you’d marry and some you’d…

Dear Mexican:Why Is Heroin Called Chiva?

Dear Mexican: Some time back, you discussed the Chivas soccer team. This reminded me of my time in San Francisco’s Mission District, when the traficantes would whisper, “Chiva…chiva” as I walked down 16th Street. When I asked someone what it meant, they said, “Stuff.” Now it’s baby goats? I know…

Dear Mexican: Why Not Just Annex Mexico?

Dear Mexican: I wasn’t born in this country, but I got here as quickly as I could at the age of ten. I was born in Mexico and live in Houston, a city that is bursting at the seams with Mexicans and Latinos from every country south of the border…

Gordon Klingenschmitt Prays to Save Boy Scouts From Sodomite Troop Leaders

Last November, we introduced you to Gordon Klingenschmitt, who we described as an “exorcism-doing, gay-slamming just-elected State Representative” — from the Colorado Springs area, naturally. Since then, Klingenschmitt, a preacher who delivers regular YouTube sermons for his ministry, PrayInJesusName.com, has provided plenty of fodder for critics, claiming, for instance, that…

Dear Mexican: Why Do Some Mexican Chicks Look Asian?

Dear Mexican: Why is it so easy to escape from Mexican prisons, and why is it always accomplished the day before execution? And why have the proper authorities not figured it out yet? See Madero, Pancho Villa, Luis Terrazas Jr., etc. Fuga Frank Dear Jailbreak Fred: Don’t forget El Chapo!…

Denver Sheriff’s Position Posted With No Mention of Job Security

Need a job? The position of sheriff for the City and County of Denver is open, and the job description was just posted yesterday on the site of the national company leading the search. “Hillard Heintze is uniquely positioned to ensure the candidate pool reflects the characteristics Denver desires in its next…

Dear Mexican: Why Do Street Tacos Have Double Tortillas?

Dear Mexican: I live in New York, where taco trucks are a fairly recent addition to the urban landscape. I’ve noticed that they always serve their tacos with double tortillas. Why? I’m a longtime lover of Mexican food and own several Mexican cookbooks, but their recipes never call for this…

Dear Mexican: Where Can I Go to Have My American Dream?

Dear Mexican: Where is my America? I’m half-Hispanic and half-Italian. I was born in Coney Island to a drug-addicted father and was raised by my mom, who had to work. We were very poor. I’ve always had to struggle for basic possessions. Spanish was not spoken in my house, so…

AG Cynthia Coffman Denies Blackmail in Steve House GOP Sex Scandal

Sex, blackmail and Republican politics make for a potent brew, which explains why a story involving an alleged attempt by Colorado Attorney General Cynthia Coffman (and former Congressman Tom Tancredo) to force Colorado GOP chair Steve House to resign or else face exposure over a supposed affair continues to gather…

Development in Denver: Controversial Plans Racing Thru Lame Duck Council

At tonight’s Denver City Council meeting, members will be reviewing an unusual cluster of big-ticket development projects, amounting to several hundred million dollars of proposed public expenditures and “in kind” giveaways of revenue and property. All of them have profound implications for Denver’s north side, and all are dear to…

Dear Mexican: Why Are So Many Rockabilly Kids Mexican?

Dear Mexican: I’m not sure if this is solely an Orange County thing, but as a high-school student in SanTana, I can’t help but realize that the great majority of rockabilly kids are Mexican. Why is this? Weren’t the ’40s and ’50s kind of a bad time for Mexicans? Chicana…