A Thursday Bleacher Report post about the “10 Recent Contracts Worth a Double-Take” notes of Tim Tebow, “Well, what do you know? Maybe T.O. didn’t sign the craziest contract of the week.” Turns out, though, that the contract in question was the one Tebow signed to be a spokesman for…
Before Carmelo Anthony decides where he wants to play next season, he’ll probably be rumored to sign with every squad in the league. Now, on top of theories that Melo will stay in Denver, join Kobe Bryant in L.A., combine forces with Derrick Rose in Chicago, or create a Melo-Amare…
Tim Tebow may have signed with Jockey (with his photo in a white T reportedly causing “multiple, small orgasms”), but he still hasn’t inked with the Broncos, even though rookies were supposed to report yesterday. As a result, Broncos lovers continue to debate the right amount to pay new-messiah Tebow,…
Last November, embattled CU Buffs coach Dan Hawkins admitted that he’d made a mistake recruiting son Cody Hawkins as quarterback. But as of April, he still was undecided whether the clearly superior Tyler Hansen or Cody would start under center this season. And today, the Boulder Daily Camera reports that…
After starring in a Super Bowl commercial for Focus on the Family, Tim Tebow said he’d actually lost endorsements because of the spot’s pro-life message. But that didn’t stop Tebow from signing big deals with Nike and EA Sports. And while he’s claimed to have turned down other offers to…
Prior to yesterday’s game, Colorado Rockies closer Huston Street was nailed by a line drive during batting practice. But nailed where? Mainstream outlets like Channel 4 have settled on the right side of his lower abdomen. But Twitter nation thinks he actually took a shot in the family jewels…
Tomorrow is the day when Denver Broncos rookies are supposed to report in advance of training camp — but there’s a very good chance Tim Tebow won’t be among them. That’s because a finalized contract is the price of admission, and at this writing, Tebow still hasn’t signed on the…
Carmelo Anthony has lots of options. Melo could sign a monster contract extension with the Nuggets, try to create a Melo-Chris Paul-Amare Stoudemire trio in New York (with a trade possibly happening before next season), or maybe even push for a Melo-Kobe Bryant package with the Lakers. And is a…
Back when former Bronco Brandon Marshall was considering leaving Denver, the Denver Post posited that it was because he was haunted by the 2007 murder of teammate Darrent Williams. Marshall was with Williams the night he died and testified at the trial of Williams’ killer, Willie Clark. The other Bronco…
It’s no secret that the New York Knicks would love to team up Carmelo Anthony, Chris Paul and Amare Stoudemire (just as the Lakers would love to put a Melo-Kobe Bryant package together). But could the Knicks make such a deal happen this season, not next?…
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The folks at Focus on the Family aren’t the only ones who think drafting Tim Tebow was good for the Broncos and good for America. His fans look on him — or maybe we should say Him — with absolute reverence. So how will they deal with the irreverence of…
In recent days, we’ve been musing about Melo. Will Carmelo Anthony re-sign with the Nuggets? Join Chris Paul and Amare Stoudemire in New York? Team up with Kobe Bryant on the Lakers? Now, however, a system set up by two economists suggests that Melo’s not all he’s cracked up to…
More proof that Colorado has the most badass women per capita: The Choice City Rebels roller derby league out of Fort Collins was just accepted as an apprentice league by the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association…
At former Texas hurler Colt McCoy’s weekend wedding, ex-Longhorns teammate Jordan Shipley, joined by Aaron Watson, serenade the groom with a personalized tune that pleases the crowd — but attendees really go crazy after this couplet: “Gettin’ sick and tired of folks gettin’ fired up/Rubbin’ shoulders with Tim Tebow.” Behold…
The basketball world has been debating where Carmelo Anthony might land next season if Melo doesn’t re-up with the Nuggets. Right now, the most popular possibility (well behind a potential Melo-sign-and-trade deal with the L.A. Lakers) involves a Melo-Chris Paul-Amare Stoudemire team-up in New York. But a new poll suggests…
Brent Bingham doesn’t believe in zombies. Not the kind that rise from the dead and eat your brain, anyway. But that isn’t stopping him from teaching people how to beat the living (or undead, or whatever) crap out of them. “Zombies are a metaphor,” says Bingham, a Denver martial arts…
Although the idea of a Carmelo Anthony sign-and-trade to the L.A. Lakers has been floated in recent days, the likeliest departure scenario continues to revolve around a Melo-Amare Stoudemire-Chris Paul team-up for the New York Knicks in 2011. But could that situation be circumvented by luring Chris Paul to Denver…
O. M. F. G.! Us Weekly, the best magazine ever and the reason it takes us twenty extra minutes at the grocery store checkout counter because we’re engrossed in reading “Stars! They’re just like us!,” has all the dirt on Melo and Lala’s wedding last weekend. Including this tidbit: Guests…
Carmelo Anthony and Lala Vazquez may have sold their exclusive wedding broadcast rights to cable channel VH1, but that doesn’t mean you will have to wait until the reality show airs in September to see photographs of awful bridesmaids’ dresses and drunk-celebrity reception bloopers. A rigorous study of the guest…
With the drama about where LeBron James would land finally resolved, NBA observers are speculating about possible destinations for Carmelo Anthony. Thanks to a wedding toast this past weekend, most prognosticators think that if Carmelo leaves Denver, he’ll form a Melo-Chris Paul-Amare Stoudemire triumvirate in New York. But one columnist…
At last night’s ESPY awards, Nuggets coach George Karl won the Jimmy V Award for Perseverance — and he didn’t use his time at the microphone to mumble platitudes about Karl’s cancer fight, which kept him off the team’s bench for the final (and key) part of last season. Instead,…
