Dan Hawkins’s in-state recruiting success hits the skids

Last month, a spokesman for the CU Buffs maintained that the well-documented turmoil swirling around the return of embattled Coach Dan Hawkins hadn’t really hurt recruiting. But with national signing day coming up on Wednesday, at least one indication of trouble has already surfaced: According to the Boulder Daily Camera,…

Brandon Marshall loves Denver or he hates it — one or the other

At yesterday’s Pro Bowl, Broncos receiver Brandon Marshall declared, “I love the city of Denver. I started there and would love to finish there.” That’s a far cry from what Marshall said after an October 2007 drunk-driving arrest. Back then, he proclaimed, “I hate Denver. I hope I get traded…

Chauncey Billups left off the All-Star team? What the hell?

It was no surprise when Nuggets guard Chauncey Billups didn’t land on the NBA All-Star team based on fans’ votes. What he brings to the table doesn’t always lend itself to ESPN top-ten lists. But for the coaches not to make him a reserve is absolutely astonishing — a travesty…

Denver Blogs: How to solve a problem like J.R. Smith?

Hey, bub. Wanna pick up some Denver blogs, cheap? Jeremy at Roundball Mining Company notes that J.R. Smith (who managed to dodge a threatened suspension) played hard and relatively smart when he first entered the Nuggets’ game against the Bobcats last night — but then missed seven three-pointers in a…

Shmuck of the Week: Josh McDaniels’s ego

I like to imagine that all of our shmucks — every last one of them, from middle schoolers to the Mormon Madoff to the threesome from hell — are, upon earning the honor, rounded up and herded into one confined space, to trade stories of their shmuckdom and steal each…

University of Colorado’s Chip named mascot of the year

Yes, it’s true. Chip, the University of Colorado at Boulder mascot, has earned top honors in the 2010 Universal Cheerleading Association’s mascot competition — making him a back-to-back national champ. Dan Hawkins sure as hell can’t say the same. The clip above served as Chip’s award-winning entry to the UCA…

Jerry Schemmel says goodbye Nuggets, hello Rockies

Denver Nuggets backers have had to make do with less Jerry Schemmel than they’d like; the team’s longtime radio broadcaster has only been calling home games of late. But before long, Nugs fans will have to go cold turkey. Schemmel has accepted the job to serve as the radio voice…

Stan Kroenke dubbed “Quietest Sports Emperor”

What is it about Denver that makes its richest people want to keep their lips zipped? Phil Anschutz, the state’s wealthiest person, refuses to grant interviews despite personally owning newspapers and online info properties, not to mention theaters and sports venues. And Stan Kroenke, owner of the Denver Nuggets and…

Carmelo Anthony’s wedding is going to be in… New York?

Sorry, Denver glitz junkies: Your dreams of a high-profile celebrity wedding packed with luminaries from the worlds of sports and entertainment will not come to pass — at least not as they apply to Nuggets star Carmelo Anthony and his longtime paramour, former MTV hostess and reality show maven La…

Tiger Woods “Unfaithful” art project goes global

It wasn’t quite pop art, but close — and readers and viewers everywhere are chugging it down. This weekend, Channel 9 reported about bottles of Gatorade on local store shelves featuring a photo of Tiger Woods and his wife and the word “Unfaithful” — an art project pulled off by…

Denver Nuggets: NBA team or MASH unit?

Once a year, I get to use Westword’s season tickets to watch a Nuggets game — and I was lucky enough to have drawn last night’s matchup against the Golden State Warriors, when Chauncey Billups, Carmelo Anthony and Chris “Birdman” Andersen were all out with injuries. Don’t assume the word…