A win for the Vikings is a win for the Broncos

It’s still mathematically possible for the Broncos to make the playoffs (if a whole bunch of other teams lose and Broncos win), but it ain’t likely. And frankly, even if they do make it, do we really want to see them blown out by the Patriots or the Bengals? While…

Carmelo Anthony and son (not) mauled by lion at the Denver Zoo

Denver Nuggets star Carmelo Anthony took his two-year-old son, Kiyan, to get up-close-and-personal with some wild beasts at the Denver Zoo last month, prompting his fiance, former MTV VJ La La Vasquez, to wonder if Melo was having a Michael-Jackson-dangling-Blanket-off-the-balcony moment…

The Oakland Raiders get Denver by the jock strap

We’re still shell-shocked by yesterday’s Broncos game against the Raiders, but not because the Broncos lost. No, we’re dealing with the PTSD from seeing Raiders player Tommy Kelly’s color-coordinated job strap (above). I’m guessing the shock may have had something to do with why the Orange and Blue lost as…

Does Chauncey Billups have a sprained groin or a sproined grain?

Yesterday in our Denver Blogs round-up, we noted that the eyes of Denver Nuggets fans are on Chauncey Billups’ sprained groin. But is that what’s really wrong with him? This morning on KNUS, at 710 AM, sports updater Bill Rogan, whose online home is TurfSports.net, reported that Billups actually has…

JaMarcus Russell’s mega-bust status proven by Charlie Frye start

Our dreams didn’t come true. Yesterday, we all but begged Oakland Raiders coach Tom Cable to start JaMarcus Russell at quarterback against the Broncos on Sunday. But no: Cable revealed that instead, he’ll hand the ball to Charlie Frye, whose play for the Cleveland Browns and the Seattle Seahawks in…

Raiders fans hate JaMarcus Russell — but Broncos fans love him!

We should never root for a player to get hurt: It’s bad sportsmanship, and bad karma. But there’s nothing wrong with appreciating the repercussions of an injury — like, for instance, the Oakland Raiders’ current quarterback turmoil leading into this weekend’s game against the Broncos. The silver-and-black attack was looking…

Jay Cutler: “sniveling NFL superdouche”?

Although Matt Taibbi typically writes about politics for Rolling Stone, he’s lately added sports to his list of topics. And in the December 24 issue, in a column not yet online, he tackles former Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler, memorably describing him as a “sniveling NFL superdouche.” Granted, Cutler isn’t the…

Broncos scalp Chiefs: Here’s to fresh starts

If ever there was a game that proved Pat Bowlen was right to bid farewell to Mike Shanahan after the end of last season in favor of some new blood, it was yesterday’s Broncos-Chiefs matchup, when Josh McDaniels and company clearly experienced none of the “Oh, shit!” fears felt by…

Shmuck of the Week: CU Athletic Director Mike Bohn

Buffs coach Dan Hawkins couldn’t have done much more this season to earn getting whacked: He lost games, he lost players, he lost faith in his son, he lost faith in himself, and he even appeared to lose his grip on reality a few times. Yet, he’s still employed, while…