Cheeseburger Chill Smoothie? I’d pay not to drink it.

Frankly, I think Jamba Juice owes me more than a buck off for the urp-factor of the e-mail I just opened: Jamba Juice Launches Cheeseburger Chill Smoothie! “What’s beefy, smothered in cheese, loaded with your favorite condiments and blended to creamy perfection? Jamba Juice’s new Cheeseburger Chill smoothie, of course!”…

Gourmet truck trend is rolling, but El Mariachi is grounded

Gourmet trucks are all the rage right now — but sadly, El Mariachi is stuck in park. Although loncherias have a long, noble history in Denver, Jesse Morreale and Sean Yontz were the first to get on board the tricked-out truck concept, creating El Mariachi, a hipster taco truck, for…

Ken Buck steps in it at Independence Institute

When I met Ken Buck at the Independence Institute’s ATF event Saturday, I asked what he thought about Jane Norton injecting gender into the race with a new commercial asking whether he was “man enough” to be a senator. Buck responded by telling me that Norton had recently said the…

Tom Tancredo takes aim at a run for governor

Scott McInnis may be “in it to win it,” but Tom Tancredo is in it to spin it. If the former congressman can figure out a way to get into the gubernatorial race alongside “Musings on Water” McInnis and Dan Maes, the dark-horse candidate who was at his most popular…

Tony’s Bistro now serving breakfast

When Tony’s Market decided to open a downtown store, it added an amenity you won’t find at any of the suburban Tony’s outlets: a bistro where you can not only sit and enjoy a meal, but order an alcoholic beverage to take with you as you shop, since the liquor…

Lauri Lynnxe Murphy will say bye-bye to Denver after the Biennial

It’s hard to imagine Denver without Lauri Lynnxe Murphy. But it’s time to start trying, because six weeks from now, the artist/entrepreneur will pack her bags and her big ideas and head off to Ohio State, where she’s got “the best fellowship ever.” Before that, though, Murphy’s overseeing the biggest…

Get a taste of the Biennial at local restaurants

While checking out the Biennial of the Americas website today, I spotted a new feature: host restaurants in the “what’s hot” corner. Click the link, and you find 25 local restaurants — ranging from 8 Rivers to Black Pearl to Vesta Dipping Grill — that are either hyping the Biennial-appropriate…

PETA, out to pluck Denver, files appeal on McCruelty

“Not a peep,” said spokeswoman Ann Williams when I asked last week if the Denver Department of Public Works had heard anything from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals after the city declared that displaying PETA’s “McCruelty,” a 250-pound statue of a bloodied and bandaged chicken, would violate…

White Nose Syndrome closes Colorado caves

The White Nose Syndrome sounds like a relic of the Studio 54 era. But the fungus, which has been killing bats in caves in the eastern United States, has spread far enough west that as early as today, the U.S. Forest Service Region 2 office in Golden will announce that…