USA Today takes off on Anubis and aliens at DIA

Thanks to the Anubis statue now standing guard outside Denver International Airport, all those conspiracy theories about DIA have taken off again — and they’ve landed the airport smack-dab in today’s edition of USA Today. “Officials insist the 26-foot tall statue of the ancient Egyptian god Anubis now standing outside…

Gary Faulkner displays Colorado’s can-do spirit

And here we thought Ryan Snodgrass and Justin Lariscy, the rafting guides who rescued a thirteen-year-old girl from Clear Creek and got arrested as thanks, were take-charge guys. Now comes news of Gary Faulkner, the Greeley man who made it his mission to kill Osama Bin Laden — and was…

PETA to City of Denver: Pluck you

PETA isn’t chickening out on its push to put “McCruelty,” a 250-pound, bloody and bandaged chicken sculpture, on the 16th Street Mall — and today could be decision day for the City of Denver. PETA has filed all the required applications for the “temporary display of a sculpture…as part of…

Cellar Wine Bar ready to pour

It’s been in the works for over a year, but it looks like Cellar Wine Bar, at 2556 15th Street, is finally ready to uncork and open its doors. The glasses are stocked, the flowers on the bar. Cellar is in the heart of the very hot LoHi neighforhood, just…

Jezebel’s may not be haunted, but it’s jinxed

“Now Open Under New Management,” says the beer banner installned by the now old-new management in the completely dark Jezebel’s Juke Joint & Brothel, the spot at 3862 High Street that was formerly the High Street Speakeasy and a host of other has-beens. The web site is only slightly more…

Pot jokes: The Colorado Supreme Court declines to hear mine

The Colorado Supreme Court does not care about my definition of a caregiver. This week, the court declined to consider the appeals court ruling that upheld the controversial conviction of Stacy Clendenin, a Longmont medical marijuana grower who was convicted of drug distribution because she did not qualify as a…

Ken Salazar finds oil spilling from Gulf into Colorado

The Deepwater Horizon disaster keeps spilling into my inbox, more than 1,300 miles from the Gulf of Mexico, where there’s “oil for miles and miles,” Attorney General Eric Holder lamented yesterday in New Orleans. Denver is more than 1,300 miles from the Big Easy, but the disaster has spilled into…

Celebrate Pierre Wolfe Day — for PHAMALY’s sake

June 1 may — or may not — be Pierre Wolfe Day in Denver, but the party tomorrow is definitely on: Wolfe will host a benefit luncheon for PHAMALY, the incredible theater troupe whose members all face health challenges. Although Mayor John Hickenlooper did declare June 1, 2006, Pierre Wolfe…

Erik Osborn gets another ten years in community corrections

Erik Osborn has been convicted twice of felony theft — but the developer won’t be going to the Big House. Yesterday, Denver District Judge Robert McGahey sentenced Osborn to ten years of community corrections for diverting investor funds meant for 1800 Glenarm Place. Those ten years will follow the ten…

Karle Seydel kept on pitching NoDo for Coors Field

Without the late Karle Seydel, Denver’s major-league ballpark wouldn’t have landed where Coors Field is today. There were three sites considered — one on land owned by Phil Anschutz, who had a lot more clout than Seydel, an urban planner who was devoting himself to the area north of LoDo…