Will Mexicans laugh at the Spanish I learned in Spain?

Dear Mexican: After a year in Spain, I speak more-than-decent Spanish, and I want to get a job in the non-profit field, where I can put it to use and pursue social justice and all that. Thing is, my Spanish is pretty peninsular. I maintained my seseo, thank God, but…

Arts contributed $1.76 billion to metro Denver in 2011

Just in time for Denver Arts Week, which kicks off on November 2, the Colorado Business Committee for the Arts is unveiling the results of its most recent study, which shows that metro Denver arts and culture generated $1.76 billion in total economic activity in 2011 — a year that…

Why do Mexicans refuse to eat chocolate?

Dear Mexican: Why is it that every Mexican I know refuses to eat chocolate? My in-laws drink things I wouldn’t clean my carburetor in. They fill their piñatas with every kind of hard candy — but no chocolate! I bring out a bag of M&Ms and everyone backs away to…

How do I get my mom to accept my girlfriend?

Dear Mexican: As a college-educated Mexican-American, I had my fair share of Chicanas in college…all of whom my jefita considered putas with books. But now that I’ve graduated, I’m going out with a gabacha for the first time. She’s nice — bilingual, tall, skinny, educated, and a liberal with liberal…

Rocky Flats still off-limits during National Wildlife Refuge Week

This is National Wildlife Refuge Week, and the feds are encouraging you to “see what wildlife refuges are doing to conserve America’s wildlife heritage.” But when I asked if I could see Rocky Flats National Wildlife Refuge, the regional U.S. Fish & Wildlife office declined that request, and instead suggested…

Is worshipping chickens a Mexican thing?

Dear Readers: The Mexican must take the week off because his home paper is publishing its annual Best Of issue (if the devil ever condemns you to visit Orange County, pick up the OC Weekly!). To honor our Best Of, here’s a doozy from 2006. If you’ve ever heard me…

Thanks to their no-thanks, Rosa Linda’s business is booming

When I stopped by Rosa Linda’s Mexican Cafe last week for lunch, the restaurant was empty. When I returned this past Monday, it was jammed. The Colorado Forward Obama campaign RV was just pulling away — with a lot of Rosa Linda’s to-go food and Governor John Hickenlooper inside the…