What do you call half-Mexicans?

Dear Readers: Your faithful Mexican is busy putting the final touches on his coming magnum opus, Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America (out April 2012) and is thus at the rancho, getting handmade tortillas made by his chica in pigtails while he works on rewrites. But instead of a…

Reader: When Applebee’s rolls in, the food truck trend is over

Just as a few entrepreneurs have put their food trucks in park, permanently, Applebee’s has rolled one out right here in Denver. Is this a sign that this trend has jumped the shark? “Trend. Over,” says Kafromet. ‘Damn you Applebee’s!!! Damn you! Frickin’ chain’s have to ruin everything……,” says Henry…

City, O’ City closed for August…when it will double in size

Most restaurant closings are not good news. But when City, O’ City closed its doors on Sunday night, it was a cause for celebration. “In a mescal-induced dance-party frenzy, we knocked the wall down between the existing space and the new space,” reports Dan Landes, president of City, O’ City…

Do Mexicans hate Spaniards?

Dear Mexican: A few years back, when I was in high school, my social studies teacher and the leader of our high school M.E.Ch.A. club had deep resentment toward the Spaniards/conquistadors who killed hundreds — probably thousands — of Aztecs. He went so far as to deny that his own…

Mennonites are still the best Europeans to invade Mexico

Dear Mexican: A few years ago, my girlfriend and I visited the beautiful city of Merida in the Yucatán. We were surprised to see a sentence in our guidebook warning us to be on the lookout for Mennonites peddling queso in the mercado. Sure enough, we bumped into a bearded,…