He’s wearing a holiday-appropriate costume, a sexy-threatening skull mask and a black topcoat with a silkscreened skeleton’s spine winding up the back. There’s a masked beauty on his arm, but who’s looking at her? The camera trails the couple as they trek through the reveling masses, and it’s impossible to take your eyes off that spine, a sensuous, rippling, imaginary X-ray of the man beneath.
We don’t really need to see through Craig’s clothes, because eventually he does take at least some of them off. But dressed or un-, he’s the chief pleasure to be had in Spectre, along with the joys of gazing at the feral-flower beauty of Léa Seydoux (as Madeleine Swann, the headstrong psychologist Bond falls for), Monica Bellucci (who appears only briefly), and the radiant charmer Naomie Harris (Miss Moneypenny).
Spectre on the whole is gorgeous, shot — by cinematographer Hoyte van Hoytema — in a bevy of locales including sandy-gold Morocco, glowing, gray-marble Rome, the winter-white Austrian Alps and, of course, dazzling, polychrome Mexico City. Every action sequence is beautifully staged and edited clearly: There’s a rough-and-tumble dust-up set in a train’s dining car and a breathtaking midair scuffle in which the two principals dangle precariously from a flying helicopter. Mendes and his screenwriters (John Logan, Neal Purvis, Robert Wade and Jez Butterworth) give us multiple villains to thrill to and hate, one played by appealing muscleman Dave Bautista, another by Christoph Waltz, who’s perfectly fine if you’re not yet tired of his trademark death’s-head grin. This isn’t your average James Bond movie; it’s more of a SuperBond, packed with all sorts of things you didn’t know you wanted — but also with things you don’t really need.
Because in the end, Spectre is just too much of a good thing. Though each scene is carefully wrought, there’s little grace, majesty or romance in the way the pieces are connected. The whole is bumpy and inelegant — entertaining, but hard to love. Both Mendes and Craig have said in interviews that they were nervous about being able to top 2012’s rich, resonant Skyfall, Mendes’s first film in the franchise; Craig has also said that he’s “done” with James Bond, and while that could be exhaustion speaking, it’s easy to see how the excesses of Spectre might cause anyone to say, “Enough!”
The shaky plot mechanics don’t help: Acting on a tip from his late, and beloved, boss M (Judi Dench), Bond goes rogue to root out the mysterious head of bad-guy syndicate SPECTRE. In the process, he flagrantly disobeys his new boss (played with bespoke tastefulness by Ralph Fiennes) and messes up the beautiful Aston Martin DB10 he’s stolen from fidgety gadget mastermind Q (an adorable Ben Whishaw). Meanwhile, an evil new boss (Andrew Scott) has taken over MI6 with plans to dissolve it. There’s enough plot here for six movies, and Spectre groans under the weight.
But if this really is Craig’s last go-round in a 007 dinner jacket and bow tie, let’s make the most of it by objectifying his beauty to the max. Let’s drink in the sight of him standing alone in the window of his apartment, gazing at the twilight London view beyond: He’s in his shirtsleeves, his gun holster still strapped across his back. This scrappy bulldog Bond is tired, but he’s also capable of tenderness. And no matter how frustrating or exhausting Spectre may be, there’s nothing but sadness to be felt in watching him walk away.