The story commences with hobbit heroes Sam (Sean Astin, the trilogy's true star) and Frodo (gushy Elijah Wood, just grin and bear him) abruptly intercepted by the ghoulish Gollum, a sensational animated character (voiced and pantomimed with great flair by Andy Serkis) whose volatile emotions are so poignant that he deserves to stand beside Jack Nicholson in 2002's best-actor lineup. Meanwhile, the big nasty Uruk-hai orcs of corrupt wizard Saruman the White (Christopher Lee) run around giving everybody hell, including the unhappily abducted hobbits Merry (Dominic Monaghan) and Pippin (Scotsman Billy Boyd, workin' that cute brogue). Hot on their trail are hunky human Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen), elegant elf Legolas (Orlando Bloom) and droll dwarf Gimli (John Rhys-Davies), who together make up two-thirds of every schoolgirl's dream. Within the first fifteen of the film's brisk 179 minutes, we've met most of the significant characters; within thirty minutes, virtually all of them.
What remains can be taken as pure spectacle, as the screenwriters (Jackson, his wife Fran Walsh, their friend Philippa Boyens and Jackson's frequent collaborator Stephen Sinclair) gleefully cut and paste Tolkien's epic set-pieces, peppering them with what are presumably Kiwi colloquialisms ("Let's put a maggot-hole in your belly," offers an orc). Frodo, Sam and Gollum trudge harrowingly through the Dead Marshes; Merry and Pippin hug a tree (sort of) in Fangorn Forest; the others drop in on the Viking-like settlement of Edoras and then spend the movie's final third battling Saruman's 10,000 yecchy orcs from the fortress of Helm's Deep...Helm's Deep...Helm's Deep!, where Jackson and company cut loose with brazen warmongering on an epic scale.
Since most audiences now grok Frodo's mission -- seemingly more so than the blundering little masochist himself -- we're served up a plethora of supporting characters and subplots. With reborn wizard Gandalf (Sir Ian McKellen) in rustic Rohan we encounter King Théoden (Bernard Hill), whose bold and braless niece Eowyn (Miranda Otto) and sturdy nephew Eomer (Karl Urban) struggle against the greasy and absurdly ill-appointed royal advisor, Gríma Wormtongue (Brad Dourif, sans eyebrows). Meanwhile, Merry and Pippin are shepherded by tall, ancient, arboreal Treebeard (voiced by Rhys-Davies, compensating for his dwarf role), and Frodo, Sam and Gollum get all screwed up by Faramir (David Wenham, boring), brother of the first movie's weak-willed Boromir.
It takes a special aura to appear in a fantastic film, a daringness to blurt potentially embarrassing lines such as, "This creature is bound to me and I to him!" (Spoken convincingly by Wood and, one hopes, not rehearsed too often in McKellen's trailer.) While gritty "reality" woos most critics, it's easy to dismiss the Rings cast for doing little more than enduring prolonged close-ups without blinking, but time will confirm their impressive work.
Gollum is simply a masterstroke -- both from Tolkien and Jackson -- a grotesque fulcrum of wickedness and pathos who prompts nervous giggles not just because he's amusing (he loves those fish "raw and wrrrrrriggling!"), but because we all know someone like him...or have even been him ourselves. (Oh, shush -- you have, too.)
Another reason Two Towers will spark intrigue -- and likely divide "serious moviegoers" and "freaks" -- is that it puts out tremendous energy (the wanton butchery of countless orcs, the evident endangerment of several horses) yet leaves many gnawing questions unanswered, such as: What is Aragorn smoking? Does Legolas shit in the woods? Hugo Weaving? Mystifying.
Despite its much-deserved praise, the tale's not perfect. Christopher Lee's presence is limited to a glorified cameo, and he hardly gets to do anything. Lapses in logic abound, from Aragorn's blithe release of the demonic Wormtongue to the director's odd choice to conclude far short of the second book's thrilling wrap-up (perhaps the effects weren't ready). Primary musical themes by composer Howard Shore are made less special by their nearly note-for-note similarity to his work in Gangs of New York. Unfortunate seams. Nonetheless, The Two Towers is the year's greatest adventure, and Jackson's limited but enthusiastic adaptation has made literature literal without killing its soul -- a feat any thinking person is bound to appreciate.