Behold the worst metal medley of all time

This here -- in case you haven't seen it yet -- is what they call a classic case of "not waving but drowning!" When the elementary kids at the end of this next clip applaud, let's just say it's not because they're stoked about the utterly dazzling performance they've just witnessed.

Rather these younguns are simply clapping to express their gratitude for the gracious reprieve of no longer being forced to listen to what is clearly the most talent-depraved trio in the history of mankind.

Don't miss: the oblivious dancers in the background, the completely expressionless look on the kid in the front row, and bonus points if you can name any of the songs in this medley. Remember: With metal, anything is possible.

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