If you've somehow avoided seeing the now-ubiquitous "David after the dentist" clip, this might not make a whole lot of sense (also, welcome back from your weeks-long slumber and/or hermitage, I hope the recovery/reintegration is going okay). For everyone else, this remix of the original, already bizarre clip should provide some serious lulz (Google the original if you haven't seen it, then come back).
Someone out there realized that this David kid's drugged-up post-dental rant was totally fucking metal and they gave it the appropriate remix. Now, when the kid grows up and claims his deserved mantle of metal excellence, he can point back to this clip as the moment when he realized his true, awesome potential. After the jump, the clip awaits you.
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