Introducing: Guess Where I'm Peeing, a new feature that's exactly what it sounds like.

Welcome to our newest, most tasteless feature, wherein we sneak photos of stalls in various venues/nightspots around town while the other occupants of the bathrooms look at us suspiciously. And then you guess where we are in the comments.

We begin with the inviting and colorful shit-canister you see above. A few things worth noting:

1. The toilet in the stall to the right of this one has no seat. 2. That's not all paint on the floor. 3. Someone has put a bumper sticker inside the bowl. Just think about the application process there. 4. That's not our pee. That's a present, maybe from the same person who puked on the floor.

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