Are you drunk yet? Well, you should be, presuming your name is Jimmy and you like being hammered before Kathie Lee and Hoda even hit the airwaves. It's St. Patrick's Day, after all.

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You can find tons of shit to do on our St. Paddy's day event listings. Or, if you're stuck in a cubicle all day, just live vicariously through the folks who started early at Suite 200 last night. Aaron Thackeray was one of them, and he went home with these photos.